THE OFFICIAL AOB.COM "WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU BRING TO OUR WEBSITE?" THREAD
 

lmao okay so in this thread we'll list what qualities we all bring to the board

other members can then later help rectify any others may have missed by quoting them and adding additional information where appropriate

i'll start:


- Impeccable Hat-Game

- 33-1 Bar Fight Champion

- The second greatest text battler ever. I've battled for ten years straight and finished second best in every one of them.



GO!

- German

- Most tolerable Australian

- redneck who's not really redneck.

Yo who'd you lose to @Lars?

He must have been a bawse

-the smartest
-the leader
-genius writer
-web's greatest troll
-survival skills
-psychological skills

I can be anything you want me to be.

lost credibility about 3 seconds after this.

lmao i dont have access to NC's to dig it up right now

but basically i was faded, got asked to go to some house party by these chicks, i was on my dolo at this point because my boys had gone to pick up some bud or something

but i figured fuck it, she and her friend was hot and feeling your boy...

so i've been at this house party, drinking, i was already way past my limit. some minor bullshit escalates as it often does with me because i can be a stubborn asshole when the mood takes me

this guy i knew wouldnt shoot me a fair one, he had his boys behind him insight of me

basically i've hit him a couple times, as he's trying to grapple me i rolled my ankle and dropped

there were at least three of his friends had to punch me to try keep me down

my nose was busted, pretty sure i posted the picture up on netcees from work

aint nothing though

still on my grizzly

I will literally end you, bc you are human garbage brolol

You'll get em next time

Geographical lies and largely discussed threads

-Strongest member of AoB.
-Most intelligent/self-aware on AoB.
-Most aesthetic.
-Best grasp of the English language on AoB.
-Best poker player on AoB.
-Best Madden player on AoB.
-Best long distance runner on AoB.

some shifty flo

- best beard
- tag team goat
- nc yearbook pics on deck
- brought the youtube world to the text game
- beat veritas in legendary scripts 2

- posts once a day or less
- large nose to block intruders
- best two mile runner

My verse was better. "Veritas won"


I brought the YouTube to this

Don't get ahead of yourself, brah

*Lars' favourite Wild Thornberry

* - Is Not Scott Akers

lmao have you not noticed how everyone else listed positive things?

stupid nazi.