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12-30-2013, 09:12 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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One time, like a few days ago, my boss was being a dick, so while he was on lunch and leaves his food out I pull my weiner out and put it in his spaghetti. I purposely wore old underwear so the sweat could marinate with some pungent odor and I went to town with his ravioli leftovers. I fucked it. Hard. Then, I watched him come back to the room, and me and my other coworker watched as he ate it. He even said "has a nice zing to it" We tried with all our strength not to laugh or say anything.
It's the little things. (my wiener) (jk the revenge) (both)
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