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#101 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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Split 8's bowser picture got me though. MY type of pictionary comedy.
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#102 |
Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 456
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I go to the store to buy some cookiedough bites and a funnel, and come back to this
You're all pieces of shit I love you you're wonderful |
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#103 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Veritas you got my number bruh stop by I'll smoke a blunt wit ya
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#104 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Did you slap anymore kids fig lol
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#105 |
You Next
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Seattle
Posts: 6,348
Battle Record: 1-2
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probably
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#106 |
Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 456
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One time when I was in 6th grade, this high functioning retard spit in my face, and then I punched him in the eye
he paused, cried, then ran off. True story |
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#107 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Awesome lol I beat up a kid in a wheel chair. He wasn't in a wheel chair when I beat him up he got in a wreck an got fucked up an now he in a wheelchair....but I like to think of it as beating a kid up in a wheel chair
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Dont try and play it off like that first story was remotely untrue and for entertainment purposes... |
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#109 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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One time, like a few days ago, my boss was being a dick, so while he was on lunch and leaves his food out I pull my weiner out and put it in his spaghetti. I purposely wore old underwear so the sweat could marinate with some pungent odor and I went to town with his ravioli leftovers. I fucked it. Hard. Then, I watched him come back to the room, and me and my other coworker watched as he ate it. He even said "has a nice zing to it" We tried with all our strength not to laugh or say anything.
It's the little things. (my wiener) (jk the revenge) (both) |
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#110 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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Lmfao I don't believe that story at all but goddamnit its funny
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#111 |
Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 456
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YDK I hope you or your girl is nigger
because that baby sure is |
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#112 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
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Lmao my girl is half n half.
I tell black jokes on the reg its awesome. Wats the worst part of being a black Jew? ya gotta sit in the back of the oven
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#113 |
Ad mini tator
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 10,025
Battle Record: 26-54
Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association
- Black August
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 85899403 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Im going to heaven so....
But I watched my boy douse a cat in gasoline....put it in A see through bucket...and lit that nigga on fire. Wow. |
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Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 456
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Yo watch this cat on lsd
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#115 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
Battle Record: 0-1
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Why do u all hate animals?
Bigbaby is the weirdest faggot in this site.....and he aint rape a cat with knives er nuthin ....son just stuck his dick in sum noodles. This thread is giving me a better perspective of tgis site now. |
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#116 |
Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Bags, please
lsd cat |
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#117 | |
HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
Battle Record: 3-5
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If I ever saw any of you hurt an innocent animal I would harm you.
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#118 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#119 |
ghost in the matrix
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Covington, KY
Posts: 4,563
Battle Record: 14-25
Champed - Art of Writing League (x2)
- Lime Green Poetry Association
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OMG I wish I was as fucked up as that cat lmao
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#120 |
Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,102
Battle Record: 22-24
Champed - Art of Writing League
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This ugly bitch told me to call her once and I said I would but I didn't.
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