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12-28-2013, 05:24 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
Hadudeken swag.
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12-28-2013, 08:29 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 |
Knows exactly how many hairs are on his face at any given moment. 1,779 when he started his own roast thread.
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12-28-2013, 08:32 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 |
Uses a drafting compass and leveler to trim his beard. Asks his sister if he can use her vanity mirror, he has 2 of his own, but likes to use 3 simultaneously while tweezing away strays that get outta line. Uses a no-no to preemptively fight them. Face smells like Nair.
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12-28-2013, 08:36 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 |
Cares to a feminine degree about seeming manly. Took all the doors off his closets. Doesn't have to come out 'cause he never really goes in.
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12-28-2013, 08:37 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 |
Looks, acts and sounds like an idiot.
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12-28-2013, 08:38 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
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12-28-2013, 08:47 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345604 |
Yeah. I got a chuckle out of your theme. Wink at my nod.
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| attention whore, ban kyzo from roasts, i am a real boy, kyzo unroflz marathon, manicured beard failz, masaii mad as fuck lulz, masaii stop tagging me |
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