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12-28-2013, 09:11 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,354
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
- Write Week 8
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IF THIS PIC WORKS: Please, ROAST ME YOU FAGOTS
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12-28-2013, 09:14 AM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
Looking like he sets up his own roast threads.
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12-28-2013, 09:16 AM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
please delete this thread and consult me or bags or official roasts, bitch.
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12-28-2013, 09:19 AM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
Spent 45 minutes shaping up his beard so he could start his own roast thread.
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12-28-2013, 09:20 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,354
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
- Write Week 8
Rep Power: 50036761 |
Lol. Good shit guys. Hilarious
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12-28-2013, 09:24 AM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
Once started his own rap-rock band with the ambition to be "a more hip-hop Limp Bizkit." Later, started his own roast thread.
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12-28-2013, 09:29 AM
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Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,176
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899401 |
Lookin like jay lenos chin sowed on to stone cold Steve austins head
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12-28-2013, 09:30 AM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
Turns his hat backward like he's about to conduct a Pokemon battle when he starts his own roast thread.
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12-28-2013, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
that's the face Steve-O wore to whats his names funeral
Honey I Shrunk the Income Stream
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12-28-2013, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Wayne Brady runs crazy train on his main bitch till she's trainsick on his gravy shade Asics
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12-28-2013, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Royce da 4'12"
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12-28-2013, 09:34 AM
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Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 |
lmao split eight do u even sleep, bro?
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12-28-2013, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Regularly called a stray and shooed out his apartment
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12-28-2013, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Quote:
Nah I'm on the train going to the city atm
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12-28-2013, 09:41 AM
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Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 |
dudes idea of iQ is an app made by apple featuring variations of the letter Q in native Papua New Guinean dialects
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12-28-2013, 09:42 AM
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Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 |
The Great Wall of Chin-a
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12-28-2013, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
the 2nd best thing to ever happen to his mother in a train station urinal
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12-28-2013, 09:45 AM
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Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 |
works 9-5 at 7-11 from 8 am to 3 pm in 3 hours shifts for poverty wage
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12-28-2013, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
uses Joe Budden Aftershave
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12-28-2013, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899398 |
Photoshopped himself into a craigslist apartment
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