CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT) - Page 3

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 05:03 PM

nigga Simon types like the matrix number, fuck I gotta decode your bars with hexes?
by the time I piece it all together, the machine's probably would ask me to take a message

Bender · 12-25-2013, 05:04 PM

Metts can’t swing his arms to smack me ‘cause he’s so fat
His profile pic is missing a red flannel and……Aunt Jackie and Roseanne
His moniker is the 40 cal. Ripken? Or is the scale just tippin’?
cuz I would say its more fitting to call him the “4000 calorie eating dipshit with bitch tits”

Boredom · 12-25-2013, 05:05 PM

lol at metts tryna champ his own tourney, sonny it's lunchtime.
ur a laughing stock..chubby fuck got hungry n tried to make soup w/ my punchline

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts

I was small when I was born. so im sure her vagina is small
I was only like 8lbs 7oz when i was born which is now the size of my balls

#CandyCoated... hes such a sucker
She wouldnt be "after your balls" if she tried to "recover a fumble"

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Boredom

u pump shoot twelves? dual welded mini guns? liar u will NEVA get props..
ur just a faggot shooting off at the mouth, we prey it's aimed at ur face for a head shot

prey as animals, or the type of pray that requires you're on your knees with palms pressed
either way I get the last word, even after your last words when I use my claws to etch em cross your chest

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 05:07 PM

Ive been called dan connor and calorie ripken. what im writing is true
both by my brother frank who is also wittier, more creative and nicer then you

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

nigga Simon types like the matrix number, fuck I gotta decode your bars with hexes?
by the time I piece it all together, the machine's probably would ask me to take a message

GOD, youre weaker with statements!
But I'll pull the plug on your reality... like "you're leaving The Matrix!"

Boredom · 12-25-2013, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon SeversTons

#CandyCoated... hes such a sucker
She wouldnt be "after your balls" if she tried to "recover a fumble"

u don't hold weight, place rep or have a way to fame..BET
even if simon severstons..he'll just be a scrawnier, whacker, lamer version of j.metts
i'll let the .38 get buck in ya face ya faggot slut..
just so we don't have to listen to anything simon says cuz it's gay as fuck

Certain · 12-25-2013, 05:10 PM

Merry Christmas, everyone, as a nice reminder.
My present to all: I made J. Metts say his mom has a nice vagina.

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 05:10 PM

Joe Metts sweats honey, doesn't like Jessica Alba, even sweats Honey
all you can eat and he's like, "no sweat honey, then yells, "HEY, GO GET MY SWEATS, HONEY"

Boredom · 12-25-2013, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

prey as animals, or the type of pray that requires you're on your knees with palms pressed
either way I get the last word, even after your last words when I use my claws to etch em cross your chest

lol at claws

DAMN UR A FAG WHOSE SOFT N FRAIL W/ HANDS. my rights faster then lightning
if u EVER fought tooth nail..it would be exactly that faggot a lot of scratching n biting

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boredom

u don't hold weight, place rep or have a way to fame..BET
even if simon severstons..he'll just be a scrawnier, whacker, lamer version of j.metts
i'll let the .38 get buck in ya face ya faggot slut..
just so we don't have to listen to anything simon says cuz it's gay as fuck

Hes in his funeral resting... his family in two tone dressing.
And you never had pushed weight #FailingSumoWrestler

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boredom

lol at metts tryna champ his own tourney, sonny it's lunchtime.
ur a laughing stock..chubby fuck got hungry n tried to make soup w/ my punchline

Actually this thread was on page 3 before I started roasting queers
my bars got this shg popping so I'm basically the reason your posting here.

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon SeversTons

GOD, youre weaker with statements!
But I'll pull the plug on your reality... like "you're leaving The Matrix!"

fuck your riddles, I'll put money on your head in non- clear speak
give my mans the code like, "go hit em right behind Agent Smith's earpiece"

Boredom · 12-25-2013, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon SeversTons

Hes in his funeral resting... his fam in two tone dressing.
And you never had pushed weight #FailingSumoWrestler

i got amounts of yay that'd make scarface jelly, trust i'm a hustler
i push weight every night on the block AND when i fuck ur fat slut of a mother

Boredom · 12-25-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Metts

Actually this thread was on page 3 before I started roasting queers
my bars got this shg popping so I'm basically the reason your posting here.

don't gas ur self u chubby fuck, making complacent threats..
the only reason i'm posting here is cause ur fat fingers made this thread.

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

Joe Metts sweats honey, doesn't like Jessica Alba, even sweats Honey
all you can eat and he's like, "no sweat honey, then yells, "HEY, GO GET MY SWEATS, HONEY"

thats alotta sweat references. you too wack to ether dudes
I just know chyeahhh stinks when he sweats cuz well ..all black people do

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

fuck your riddles, I'll put money on your head in non- clear speak
give my mans the code like, "go hit em right behind Agent Smith's earpiece"

Get on my level? Maybe negative!
You never make any "sense" like "your daily regiments" :eek:

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boredom

lol at claws

DAMN UR A FAG WHOSE SOFT N FRAIL W/ HANDS. my rights faster then lightning
if u EVER fought tooth nail..it would be exactly that faggot a lot of scratching n biting

if this were a fight, I'd beat your ass, if this were a race I'd BEAT YOUR ASS
if we were in class for culinary arts, I'd PICK UP A MIXER AND BEAT YOUR ASS
if we were in Walmarts vegetable section, I'd BEET YOUR ASS
if we were in a studio session vibing to instrumentals, my Engineer WOULD PICKUP A MIXER AND BEAT YOUR ASS

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

fuck your riddles, I'll put money on your head in non- clear speak
give my mans the code like, "go hit em right behind Agent Smith's earpiece"

Scorch n' maiming clips!
You still sound stupid on some foreign langauge shit.

12-25-2013, 05:03 PM	#41
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	nigga Simon types like the matrix number, fuck I gotta decode your bars with hexes? by the time I piece it all together, the machine's probably would ask me to take a message __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

12-25-2013, 05:10 PM	#49
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Merry Christmas, everyone, as a nice reminder. My present to all: I made J. Metts say his mom has a nice vagina. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-25-2013, 05:10 PM	#50
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Joe Metts sweats honey, doesn't like Jessica Alba, even sweats Honey all you can eat and he's like, "no sweat honey, then yells, "HEY, GO GET MY SWEATS, HONEY" __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

12-25-2013, 05:04 PM	#42
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	Metts can’t swing his arms to smack me ‘cause he’s so fat His profile pic is missing a red flannel and……Aunt Jackie and Roseanne His moniker is the 40 cal. Ripken? Or is the scale just tippin’? cuz I would say its more fitting to call him the “4000 calorie eating dipshit with bitch tits”

12-25-2013, 05:05 PM	#43
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	lol at metts tryna champ his own tourney, sonny it's lunchtime. ur a laughing stock..chubby fuck got hungry n tried to make soup w/ my punchline

12-25-2013, 05:07 PM	#46
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Ive been called dan connor and calorie ripken. what im writing is true both by my brother frank who is also wittier, more creative and nicer then you