CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT)
 

CYPHER SERIES

If your bitch was fat as pinky I'd still makeover your girl
holler at the brain everyday and try and takeover the world

y'all faggots might write alot but they often arent keepers
maybe ur punches woodland if they wasnt as soft as them creatures

yall probably gonna call me gay. thats just a helluva guess
and a dude named hugh g rection lookin for me isnt gonna help my defense

We can throw hands, combos leaving this guy split
Shit uppercut till metal spin around in circles from getting beamed by my fist

you dumb faggots be here everyday like its cool and poppin
its not when reading ITT is just a reminder of your schoolin options

most people fantasize and spooge in rags
this faggot allen only fantasizes what he'd do to bags

Been fuckin ur girl fatty, im grinding her spot
I'm always down to crusher, while ur fat ass does that every time ur on top

I usually stick wit my ppl out, but now im on that gnarly shit
My new years resolutions to party mix while urs is to lay off the party mix

the cypher king that rips it better, clips n cheeder
Young roy jones & sugar ray robinson wit mike Tyson in his prime all mixed together

Merry Christmas pussy. You got faggot parents and a faggot boss
who all pitched in today to get you a weedwacker and 3 bags of mulch

Clappin' hollows that'll have 'em tossin'!

Plus J. Metts looks like Action Bronson...

Merry Christmas, pussy. Yup, that's a bow on my cock.
She said, 'that's one formal rooster.' I said, 'Ho, ho, hoe, you best stop.'

They say all work and no play make you a dull boy dude
but you proved that being awkward and sooo gay makes you dull boy too

Its ironic that when i weigh Tons compared too other posters, I witness magic
cause my weight is never mentioned, just you and the award for biggest faggot

It's not magic, Violent J, it's just such a cliched poke
that no one even bothers. I wouldn't expect you to get that when you're writing nothing but gay jokes.

Faggot faggot faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot faggot.
Look, another line not mentioning you're Blimp physique. MUST BE MAGIC!

unicorns in uniforms defending the galaxy from all the havoc
which was written so you'd keep reading and I could call you a faggot

Your set ups are lazy, messy and pointless.
Your jokes are old, and make me question your choices.
Like...
Your body is huge. Oddly shaped. It's obvious you
get a lot of gawking and looks. I know Whoppers are good, but do you really need a quad to get full?

Joe metts has a baby face with a full grown beard
you were gay when you were born, now you're a full grown queer
you mix gerber with sherbert, now I'm bout to make you mad
cause you look like you drink baby bottles covered in a brown paper bag