CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT)

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 02:55 AM

CYPHER SERIES

ROUND 1

4 LINE LIMIT PER POST
BATTLE/FLEX/BARS - ANYTHING GOES
CLOSES FRIDAY NIGHT
2 WINNERS ADVANCE TO SESSION FINALS

GET IT.

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:01 AM

If your bitch was fat as pinky I'd still makeover your girl
holler at the brain everyday and try and takeover the world

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:09 AM

y'all faggots might write alot but they often arent keepers
maybe ur punches woodland if they wasnt as soft as them creatures

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:13 AM

yall probably gonna call me gay. thats just a helluva guess
and a dude named hugh g rection lookin for me isnt gonna help my defense

Allen Knight · 12-25-2013, 03:17 AM

We can throw hands, combos leaving this guy split
Shit uppercut till metal spin around in circles from getting beamed by my fist

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:19 AM

you dumb faggots be here everyday like its cool and poppin
its not when reading ITT is just a reminder of your schoolin options

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:21 AM

most people fantasize and spooge in rags
this faggot allen only fantasizes what he'd do to bags

Allen Knight · 12-25-2013, 03:23 AM

Been fuckin ur girl fatty, im grinding her spot
I'm always down to crusher, while ur fat ass does that every time ur on top

Allen Knight · 12-25-2013, 03:28 AM

I usually stick wit my ppl out, but now im on that gnarly shit
My new years resolutions to party mix while urs is to lay off the party mix

Allen Knight · 12-25-2013, 03:35 AM

the cypher king that rips it better, clips n cheeder
Young roy jones & sugar ray robinson wit mike Tyson in his prime all mixed together

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 01:01 PM

Merry Christmas pussy. You got faggot parents and a faggot boss
who all pitched in today to get you a weedwacker and 3 bags of mulch

Simon SeversTons · 12-25-2013, 02:35 PM

Clappin' hollows that'll have 'em tossin'!

Plus J. Metts looks like Action Bronson...

dull boy · 12-25-2013, 02:49 PM

Merry Christmas, pussy. Yup, that's a bow on my cock.
She said, 'that's one formal rooster.' I said, 'Ho, ho, hoe, you best stop.'

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 02:56 PM

They say all work and no play make you a dull boy dude
but you proved that being awkward and sooo gay makes you dull boy too

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:01 PM

Its ironic that when i weigh Tons compared too other posters, I witness magic
cause my weight is never mentioned, just you and the award for biggest faggot

dull boy · 12-25-2013, 03:30 PM

It's not magic, Violent J, it's just such a cliched poke
that no one even bothers. I wouldn't expect you to get that when you're writing nothing but gay jokes.

dull boy · 12-25-2013, 03:37 PM

Faggot faggot faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot faggot.
Look, another line not mentioning you're Blimp physique. MUST BE MAGIC!

Joe Metts · 12-25-2013, 03:38 PM

unicorns in uniforms defending the galaxy from all the havoc
which was written so you'd keep reading and I could call you a faggot

dull boy · 12-25-2013, 03:46 PM

Your set ups are lazy, messy and pointless.
Your jokes are old, and make me question your choices.
Like...
Your body is huge. Oddly shaped. It's obvious you
get a lot of gawking and looks. I know Whoppers are good, but do you really need a quad to get full?

Chyeahhh!!! · 12-25-2013, 04:10 PM

Joe metts has a baby face with a full grown beard
you were gay when you were born, now you're a full grown queer
you mix gerber with sherbert, now I'm bout to make you mad
cause you look like you drink baby bottles covered in a brown paper bag

12-25-2013, 02:55 AM	#1
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT) CYPHER SERIES ROUND 1 4 LINE LIMIT PER POST BATTLE/FLEX/BARS - ANYTHING GOES CLOSES FRIDAY NIGHT 2 WINNERS ADVANCE TO SESSION FINALS GET IT. Last edited by Joe Metts; 12-25-2013 at 11:36 PM.

12-25-2013, 03:17 AM	#5
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	We can throw hands, combos leaving this guy split Shit uppercut till metal spin around in circles from getting beamed by my fist __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

12-25-2013, 03:23 AM	#8
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Been fuckin ur girl fatty, im grinding her spot I'm always down to crusher, while ur fat ass does that every time ur on top __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

12-25-2013, 03:28 AM	#9
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	I usually stick wit my ppl out, but now im on that gnarly shit My new years resolutions to party mix while urs is to lay off the party mix __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

12-25-2013, 03:35 AM	#10
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	the cypher king that rips it better, clips n cheeder Young roy jones & sugar ray robinson wit mike Tyson in his prime all mixed together __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

12-25-2013, 03:01 AM	#2
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	If your bitch was fat as pinky I'd still makeover your girl holler at the brain everyday and try and takeover the world

12-25-2013, 03:09 AM	#3
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	y'all faggots might write alot but they often arent keepers maybe ur punches woodland if they wasnt as soft as them creatures

12-25-2013, 03:13 AM	#4
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	yall probably gonna call me gay. thats just a helluva guess and a dude named hugh g rection lookin for me isnt gonna help my defense

12-25-2013, 03:19 AM	#6
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	you dumb faggots be here everyday like its cool and poppin its not when reading ITT is just a reminder of your schoolin options

12-25-2013, 03:21 AM	#7
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	most people fantasize and spooge in rags this faggot allen only fantasizes what he'd do to bags

12-25-2013, 01:01 PM	#11
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Merry Christmas pussy. You got faggot parents and a faggot boss who all pitched in today to get you a weedwacker and 3 bags of mulch

12-25-2013, 02:35 PM	#12
Simon SeversTons Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 238 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 0	Clappin' hollows that'll have 'em tossin'! Plus J. Metts looks like Action Bronson...

12-25-2013, 02:49 PM	#13
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Merry Christmas, pussy. Yup, that's a bow on my cock. She said, 'that's one formal rooster.' I said, 'Ho, ho, hoe, you best stop.'

12-25-2013, 02:56 PM	#14
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	They say all work and no play make you a dull boy dude but you proved that being awkward and sooo gay makes you dull boy too

12-25-2013, 03:01 PM	#15
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Its ironic that when i weigh Tons compared too other posters, I witness magic cause my weight is never mentioned, just you and the award for biggest faggot

12-25-2013, 03:30 PM	#16
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	It's not magic, Violent J, it's just such a cliched poke that no one even bothers. I wouldn't expect you to get that when you're writing nothing but gay jokes.

12-25-2013, 03:37 PM	#17
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Faggot faggot faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot faggot. Look, another line not mentioning you're Blimp physique. MUST BE MAGIC!

12-25-2013, 03:38 PM	#18
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	unicorns in uniforms defending the galaxy from all the havoc which was written so you'd keep reading and I could call you a faggot

12-25-2013, 03:46 PM	#19
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Your set ups are lazy, messy and pointless. Your jokes are old, and make me question your choices. Like... Your body is huge. Oddly shaped. It's obvious you get a lot of gawking and looks. I know Whoppers are good, but do you really need a quad to get full?

12-25-2013, 04:10 PM	#20
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Joe metts has a baby face with a full grown beard you were gay when you were born, now you're a full grown queer you mix gerber with sherbert, now I'm bout to make you mad cause you look like you drink baby bottles covered in a brown paper bag __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff Last edited by Chyeahhh!!!; 12-25-2013 at 04:13 PM.