man dating has changed (rambling)

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Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

no these are multiple chicks. Not to mention, I just got out of a relationship with a chick that was insecure, damn near 8 years strong with a chick that was weakminded, I need a bitch that's gonna kill zombies with me and throw that ass back good and not worry about if her ass is too fat, ride that wave

I don't know if they even exist, every women I have ever met tends to freak the fuck out about something to do with herself about once a week, minimum.

When it comes to zombie killing, just tell her the zombie said she looks fat.