Someone explain weed to me

[Split]

and you never paid for drugs. not even once

[Eŋg]

forreal though try it like everyone is saying. the worst side effect you can get with what is presumably a pathetic tolerance level, as a virgin, is sleep. you could smoke to the point you're emetic, or hallucinate vaguely... those are bad (and rare) turns and you would need to smoke soooooooo much. oh and don't drink alcohol with it. well i wouldn't advise you to.

you deceptive fuck. i want to pretend i know things to impress people. srsly? you're verging on sycophancy.

i hope there's an ulterior motive. you're in college or something doing a case study to see how many of us are seasoned smokers.

i'm not one. i can (and would) smoke it often, usually with my brother (rarely at school and college), but i'm a little bit sharper without. amongst other things.

stop being a pussy.

[Mael]

Originally Posted by oXus

you deceptive fuck. i want to pretend i know things to impress people. srsly? you're verging on sycophancy.

i hope there's an ulterior motive. you're in college or something doing a case study to see how many of us are seasoned smokers.

That would make me a parvenu.

Judging by your recent tendency to substitute generic, punctiliously applicable, diminutive words for their rare, synonymic sesquipedalian alternatives, I'll assume you're well-versed in the loquacious sans pseudo-linguistic arts. I'd question your erudite status, however.

Less college student, more dilettante. The evocation of social vexation tends to be my foible.

[Eŋg]

Originally Posted by Mael

That would make me a parvenu.

Judging by your recent tendency to substitute generic, punctiliously applicable, diminutive words for their rare, synonymic sesquipedalian alternatives, I'll assume you're well-versed in the loquacious sans pseudo-linguistic arts. I'd question your erudite status, however.

Less college student, more dilettante. The evocation of social vexation tends to be my foible.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/min...rds?CMP=twt_fd

don't mention erudition. learn some more about recreational drugs from textcees to bolster your social standing.

add. moar quasi-coherence and rawn-like utility of resources, please.

[MMLRLK]

Originally Posted by Diode

listen to your friend split, he is a cool guy.

Please let that be a zoolander reference.

Originally Posted by uh-oh

no one sells dimes and blunts of good weed for 10 or 5 thats probably what diodes talking bout with the 20 a dime. cuz from regular weed and middies its usually like almost double or double the price for the high quality goodness

Maybe in ohio they don't but in cali if u spend more than 10 on a g of top shelf ur gettin ripped off. Unless ur buyin from a shop but even then ur still technically getting ripped off lol

[Mael]

Originally Posted by oXus

http://www.theguardian.com/media/min...rds?CMP=twt_fd

don't mention erudition. learn some more about recreational drugs from textcees to bolster your social standing.

add. moar quasi-coherence and rawn-like utility of resources, please.

Stephen King advises against the usage of "smart words" where short, more commonly used ones would suffice in his "On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft". Unless you're Stephen R. Donaldson, of course.

I'm also gay.

[Eŋg]

tautological. on both accounts.

[Mael]

Originally Posted by oXus

tautological. on both accounts.

It's obvious you're slightly bemused by all of this. I'll give you points for presuming an ulterior motive. You're a pretty sharp fellow.

http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8918

[Mael]

Notice the paradox. I present a case whereby I admit a need to impress random people with knowledge that could have easily been gained through a simple Google search, by placing myself in the very situation I was seeking to avoid.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by MMLRLK

Please let that be a zoolander reference.

obv.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by MMLRLK

Please let that be a zoolander reference.



Maybe in ohio they don't but in cali if u spend more than 10 on a g of top shelf ur gettin ripped off. Unless ur buyin from a shop but even then ur still technically getting ripped off lol

its 10 a gram here too for the fire

a gram is a blunt basically. you can get blunts of middies here for 5. thats what i was saying, if you are buying high grade weed, its double the price of regular shit.

10 bucks will get you one blunt of high grade, or 2 blunts of middies/regular dirt weed

both those are dime bags

i've never met anyone who referenced a dime, in reference to weight, like a quarter for instance. a quarter isnt 25 dollars worth of weed. a quarter is a quarter of an ounce. like 1/4. a dime isnt 1/10.

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

a dime is 10 dollars

its always been 10 dollars. thats what makes it a dime

people still sell blunts too for 5

i just cop eighths for 50 of the fire tho and baby it. keep my tolerance low and don't smoke much

no one sells dimes and blunts of good weed for 10 or 5 thats probably what diodes talking bout with the 20 a dime. cuz from regular weed and middies its usually like almost double or double the price for the high quality goodness

I can get you green queen for 130 an o.

[Boredom]

trollllllllol, right?

[namix]

if it's not worth the brain cells to smoke it, then it aint worth the brain cells to know about it

[Diode]

ah, "killing brain cells", that old gag.

long been debunked, boy.

[namix]

Originally Posted by Diode

ah, "killing brain cells", that old gag.

long been debunked, boy.

that wasn't my point, kiddo

[MMLRLK]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

its 10 a gram here too for the fire

a gram is a blunt basically. you can get blunts of middies here for 5. thats what i was saying, if you are buying high grade weed, its double the price of regular shit.

10 bucks will get you one blunt of high grade, or 2 blunts of middies/regular dirt weed

both those are dime bags

i've never met anyone who referenced a dime, in reference to weight, like a quarter for instance. a quarter isnt 25 dollars worth of weed. a quarter is a quarter of an ounce. like 1/4. a dime isnt 1/10.

Ehh I still don't really get what u were sayin then but fu sho at no one referring to dime as a 1/10 of an O. Lmao thatd be hilarious if someone bought a dime expectin 3.2. But either way I haven't even heard someone use the term dime bag since middle school maybe high school. It's usually just like- 'how much money we got alright let's see how many grams we can get'

And @Diode you can dere-lick my balls capitan

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

this shis a disgrace

first the nigga for asking

and second for the muhfuka who actually breakin shit down for him on some nerd shit

either chong one and find out

or stop fronting like a bitch and be comfortable with your self

[Split]

Originally Posted by Rugged

this shis a disgrace

first the nigga for asking

and second for the muhfuka who actually breakin shit down for him on some nerd shit

either chong one and find out

or stop fronting like a bitch and be comfortable with your self

Rugged












































I will literally punch you so hard in the dick that you have to see a dick specialist, probably one of your immediate inbred family members, to understand what"s wrong with you

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

its 10 a gram here too for the fire

I was in Ohio for the weekend and smoked for the first time in months. I can confirm, 'high grade' stuff goes for 10 a gram.

I was sitting on the floor laughing my ass off while playing Candy Crush whilst my compatriots played beer pong. Then I got paranoid as fuck.