Someone explain weed to me
 

I haven't smoked any in my life, I probably should, I don't know. I'm trying to impress random people I meet so they think I know what their talking about it (peer pressure a bitch). Give me the basics, like I know what a bong is but that's about it.

What's kush and the types of weed and shit.

@Hush @oats

Its stupid. Its for niggers and hippies.

What bags said...

Peer pressure is for the weak minded, be your own person

What? Dont be a faggot. I have neer taken a puff if a cuggarette or tried any drug in my life and ive got more respect from users/non users alike than people who use the shit. No one sees it as cool.

Edit:typosftw

lol @ niggers & hippies..

@Frank Metts

What if you're in a room full of people talking about weed? Help a brother out. I know "be yourself" and all, but sometimes you got to adapt, if you can call it that.

Damn.. you got it good. These dudes are always telling me I'm missing out.

No, you change the topic, you shutup or you call them faggot hippy niggers. You dont need to speak about every topic brought up.

weed's not shit, it smells like musty armpits
try feeling/looking permanently high and ppl asking u for weed everyday. i legit have my eyes low as fuck and ppl think i smoke

you don't need to be ignorant to not partake lmao


kind of an open ended question? what do you want to know...?

You fuckers. Stop confusing me. Half of you saying it's gay, wtf, I thought everyone here was a smoker. Actually, weed is pretty stupid.

@Split Eight

It's not like I'm going to smoke it, I just want to know the basics, rolls & hits. That's it. I actually don't know what the hell that's suppose to mean anyways.

Actually, the better question would be - why do you smoke weed? How does it benefit your life?

And then, why should I smoke/not smoke weed?

Its fucking weed u weirdo

U smoke it to get high


R u 14?

I guess for starters..


when people talk about strains, they're basically talking about different families of weed

You have cannabis. which is all types

Then indica and sativa

Indica strains give you one type of high. Sativa strains give you another different type of high.

You can have blends that basically come from two different strains mixed together... most of the ones with the funky ass names come from like, parent strains that have been around forever....

..like Cheese or blue dream. those together give you blue cheese. Etc etc etc

In terms of smoking, there are


Joints- weed ground up and rolled into rolling papers, made of hemp, rice, or other plant base materials

Blunts- weed ground up and put into a cigarillo that's been cut or 'gutted' (all tobacco removed) and then sealed shut

Bowls- just a piece of glass that holds weed so you can smoke it, pretty much

Bubbler- same thing except the smoke is filtered through a water reservoir to filter toxins

Bong- super sized version of a bubbler... you pull a slide to stop taking a hit

Vaporizer- basically you heat the weed up enough so the THC vaporizes but doesnt burn



Basic run through ^

also I currently have white widow and sour diesel on hand

Yeah, I am pretty weird. I heard weed has medicinal value, helps patients with pain relief. Meh, I'm 22.



This is good enough. Thanks.. I can now partake in the conversations of weed smokers without them doubting the validity of my non-existent smoking habits.

Nah, but at least I know wtf dude's are talking about.

What am I doing with my life.

Is this a test? You are testing me, aren't you.

you're 22 dude

you sound like a kid, grow up

fake it 'til you make it

Taking a hit= taking a drag of smoke.

I smoke weed pretty much to relax. ADHD drugs got me feeling wired all the time, college got me stressin. Smoking a blunt down by the river just like clears my head.

I mean, it's a lot deeper than that, cause ive been smoking for awhile. Like, there are some groups of friends I have that will only get together and hang if we're gonna smoke.

And i/ most people in my town started because it was an easy way to get invites to parties in high school and because like half of my high school did it. AND BECAUSE 420 BLAZE IT FAGET WHY DONT U SMOKE ITS GOOD

nah its fun tho. people join because theyre sheep but they dont keep smoking because theyre sheep

No doubt theres a social factor, just like w/ cigs. And tbh you probably wont *get it* unless you try it and stick with it, but you can probably understand it... nomsayin???


also, in terms of weed amounts....

1 g (basic amount)

eighth= 1/8th of an oz

quarter= 1/4 oz

halfie= 1/2 oz

zip, 1 oz

Smoke it so u can have an oppinion

Its not crack

Lol did u just call a half.....a halfie....lol