can we start a racist joke thread?

Scott Akers · 02-24-2013, 05:47 AM

Its good to laugh about racist jokes, but it would have to be joking on all races so one race doesn't feel singled out.

Witty · 02-24-2013, 10:48 AM

I have a good one...

There was once this white guy who made a thread about racist jokes and nobody cared.

LULZ

Scott Akers · 02-24-2013, 10:58 AM

There was once this white guy who was named witty, and he wasn't witty at all.

Witty · 02-24-2013, 11:47 AM

My joke worked.

Yours didn't.

Scott Akers · 02-24-2013, 12:06 PM

your joke worked, but your a joke that don't work.

the irony... lol.

Witty · 02-24-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by He whose name shall not be spoken

your joke worked, but your a joke that don't work.

the irony... lol.

You bout to get that work in a second bitch.

Inno · 02-24-2013, 01:25 PM

Can we include homos?

I got a good one about 2 fags going back abd forth

;-)

El Muffin · 02-24-2013, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I have a good one...

There was once this white guy who made a thread about racist jokes and nobody cared.

LULZ

WE HAVE A WINNA

Witty · 02-24-2013, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

Can we include homos?

I got a good one about 2 fags going back abd forth

;-)

Yet, you basically just copied what I did and weren't as successful...oh dear, I'm afraid you have to kill yourself now.

bleak · 02-24-2013, 06:43 PM

This is now simply an offensive joke thread.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He's always getting nailed to the boards.

What's the diff between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only took one nail to hang the painting.

~RustyGunZ~ · 02-24-2013, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

This is now simply an offensive joke thread.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He's always getting nailed to the boards.

What's the diff between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only took one nail to hang the painting.

DEAD

bleak · 02-24-2013, 08:24 PM

I ran into Hitler the other day, we got to talking.

He said, "Next time, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns."

I said, "Why the 2 clowns, Adolf?"

He responded, "See? I told you no one cares about ze Jews!"

Trouble · 02-25-2013, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

I ran into Hitler the other day, we got to talking.

He said, "Next time, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns."

I said, "Why the 2 clowns, Adolf?"

He responded, "See? I told you no one cares about ze Jews!"

lmfao

El Muffin · 02-25-2013, 02:38 PM

ahha those actually arent bad

bleak · 02-25-2013, 03:28 PM

I have Helen Keller jokes but you've probably already heard them.

She hasn't tho.

Witty · 02-25-2013, 03:30 PM

Do you know what Stevie wonder's kids looks like?

No?

Neither does he.

bleak · 02-25-2013, 03:35 PM

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

Why can't Ray Charles pay his bills?
Because he's black.

What do you call 100 white dudes running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call 100 mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call 500 black guys running down a hill?
Jailbreak.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1000 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Witty · 02-25-2013, 03:40 PM

What did the deaf, dumb, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Witty · 02-25-2013, 03:40 PM

They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.

bleak · 02-25-2013, 03:44 PM

One day a nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath and notices the heartbeat change slightly when the sponge was in her crotch.
Excitedly, she goes to the phone and calls the woman's husband and tells him to come to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse tells him that she thinks that his wife could be helped perhaps by a little bit of oral sex, that maybe it is crazy but it just might work. The man goes into his wife's booth. A couple of minutes later her heartbeat flat-lines. The man walks out, and the nurse stunned asks "What happened?"
The man replies "I think she choked"
-stole this one.

Did you hear about the three car pileup at the thrift store?
50 Mexicans died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was sdhgfaseurbxbcv

What did the black guy get on his SAT test?
Barbeque sauce.

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