Fat Person Moment

Mike Wrecka · 11-03-2013, 07:54 AM

I was eating a cold apple strudel from a German bakery at 2 AM last night standing in my kitchen. I was enjoying it so much I woke up my wife and she thought I was jerking off in the kitchen. based on the sounds of ecstasy that were emanating from me. BUT I WASNT. I was just enjoying strudel after being inspired by that scene in Inglorious Bastards.

I thought that I must share this with my NC brethren.

summary for TLDReaders : go buy strudel

Diode · 11-03-2013, 08:21 AM

i liked this story

strudel is good - but why cold

WHY?!

Frank Metts · 11-03-2013, 09:20 AM

@Diode that's the extra fat person moment you picked up on ... Too lazy and hungry to put it in the microwave for 35 seconds ... And def not preheating the oven and warming it up that way either

But word strudel is good .... German Apple? or do I need to even ask

uh-oh · 11-03-2013, 10:05 AM

only strudels i eat are TOASTER

put that jizz on em and its heaven

i ate 8 strawberry ones in a stoned fit of destruction

the sickness was excellent

Adonis · 11-03-2013, 11:10 AM

Wtf is a struddle?

I'm messican and live in souther cali

We got panderia

Y'all missin out = true story's

Witty · 11-03-2013, 11:25 AM

I live in Ireland, we have potatoes.

That's all.

Fig · 11-03-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

Wtf is a struddle?

I'm messican and live in souther cali

We got panderia

Y'all missin out = true story's

My nigga I'm the only beaner I know who doesn't like pandulce

but what part of cali you from? I think I mightve asked before? I used to live in Van Nuys, yuck

Mike Wrecka · 11-03-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

@Diode that's the extra fat person moment you picked up on ... Too lazy and hungry to put it in the microwave for 35 seconds ... And def not preheating the oven and warming it up that way either

But word strudel is good .... German Apple? or do I need to even ask

yes I was too lazy to heat it up. and all strudel is german frank. that's where they originate from. they come filled with different things. this one was filled with apple. not sure what others are out there.

first time eating them. I went to a legit Traditional German Bakery for them joints. after watching Inglorious Bastards for the millionth time I said I need to try one. best thing ever

Adonis · 11-03-2013, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

My nigga I'm the only beaner I know who doesn't like pandulce

but what part of cali you from? I think I mightve asked before? I used to live in Van Nuys, yuck

Santa Barbara or Ventura

Van Nuys is whack tho. I'm like 40 minutes, on a good day, North of that.

I live where it's nothing but beach weather, fine women and whores dressed as such on a regular basis

Fig · 11-03-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

Santa Barbara or Ventura

Van Nuys is whack tho. I'm like 40 minutes, on a good day, North of that.

I live where it's nothing but beach weather, fine women and whores dressed as such on a regular basis

Yeah fuck van nuys

I live in the central valley now though, so it's all good

e11even · 11-04-2013, 12:17 AM

@Fig who does that nipple belong to?

Btw I'm more a fan of Danish treats... such as the danish.

I'm not fat but I recently retired from the name "human trash compactor" if that paints a picture.

Fig · 11-04-2013, 12:22 AM

It's my nipple

e11even · 11-04-2013, 04:20 AM

^^^ your response is hilarious, considering what i was gonna say about it.

thought: retracted.

Frank Metts · 11-04-2013, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

yes I was too lazy to heat it up. and all strudel is german frank. that's where they originate from. they come filled with different things. this one was filled with apple. not sure what others are out there.

first time eating them. I went to a legit Traditional German Bakery for them joints. after watching Inglorious Bastards for the millionth time I said I need to try one. best thing ever

German Apple is an actual flavor like German Apple pie German Apple cake chances are if it was an authentic strudel from some type of German company/bakery then Apple is German Apple ... But yo strudel originated in Germany but American company's make it Americanized now like everything else lol ... And it can be filled with almost anything... In Germany it started with Apple and then like a sweet cream cheese substance and then a few other Fruits but here they will fill them with anything and call it strudel

Wise Wiggles · 11-04-2013, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Fig

It's my nipple

Actually that's mr. Chow's dick. You're a disgusting young man.

MMLRLK · 11-04-2013, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

Santa Barbara or Ventura

Van Nuys is whack tho. I'm like 40 minutes, on a good day, North of that.

I live where it's nothing but beach weather, fine women and whores dressed as such on a regular basis

Which one is it? Sb or ventura cuz they're pretty different. I go to school in sb. Isla vista sluts all day. Currently in europe for the semester tho

Adonis · 11-04-2013, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MMLRLK

Which one is it? Sb or ventura cuz they're pretty different. I go to school in sb. Isla vista sluts all day. Currently in europe for the semester tho

Word, I live in ventura but work and was born and raised in SB which is where I spend the majority of each day..

IV sluts always down to fuk tho. I actually work on campus so I get to see ratchets non stop. I gotta contract and do all floors for UCSB city college and a couple random schools like la cumbre and westmont college, although 85% of my personal work is @ ucsb, god bless slut wear

11-03-2013, 07:54 AM	#1
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	Fat Person Moment I was eating a cold apple strudel from a German bakery at 2 AM last night standing in my kitchen. I was enjoying it so much I woke up my wife and she thought I was jerking off in the kitchen. based on the sounds of ecstasy that were emanating from me. BUT I WASNT. I was just enjoying strudel after being inspired by that scene in Inglorious Bastards. I thought that I must share this with my NC brethren. summary for TLDReaders : go buy strudel __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

11-03-2013, 08:21 AM	#2
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i liked this story strudel is good - but why cold WHY?! __________________

11-03-2013, 11:10 AM	#5
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946446	Wtf is a struddle? I'm messican and live in souther cali We got panderia Y'all missin out = true story's __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I live in Ireland, we have potatoes. That's all. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	@Fig who does that nipple belong to? Btw I'm more a fan of Danish treats... such as the danish. I'm not fat but I recently retired from the name "human trash compactor" if that paints a picture. __________________ Ahem.

11-03-2013, 09:20 AM	#3
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,622 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305786	@Diode that's the extra fat person moment you picked up on ... Too lazy and hungry to put it in the microwave for 35 seconds ... And def not preheating the oven and warming it up that way either But word strudel is good .... German Apple? or do I need to even ask

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	only strudels i eat are TOASTER put that jizz on em and its heaven i ate 8 strawberry ones in a stoned fit of destruction the sickness was excellent

11-04-2013, 12:22 AM	#12
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	It's my nipple __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

11-04-2013, 04:20 AM	#13
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	^^^ your response is hilarious, considering what i was gonna say about it. thought: retracted. __________________ Ahem.