Fat Person Moment
 

I was eating a cold apple strudel from a German bakery at 2 AM last night standing in my kitchen. I was enjoying it so much I woke up my wife and she thought I was jerking off in the kitchen. based on the sounds of ecstasy that were emanating from me. BUT I WASNT. I was just enjoying strudel after being inspired by that scene in Inglorious Bastards.


I thought that I must share this with my NC brethren.

summary for TLDReaders : go buy strudel

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strudel is good - but why cold

WHY?!

@Diode that's the extra fat person moment you picked up on ... Too lazy and hungry to put it in the microwave for 35 seconds ... And def not preheating the oven and warming it up that way either

But word strudel is good .... German Apple? or do I need to even ask

only strudels i eat are TOASTER

put that jizz on em and its heaven

i ate 8 strawberry ones in a stoned fit of destruction

the sickness was excellent

Wtf is a struddle?

I'm messican and live in souther cali


We got panderia

Y'all missin out = true story's

I live in Ireland, we have potatoes.

That's all.

My nigga I'm the only beaner I know who doesn't like pandulce

but what part of cali you from? I think I mightve asked before? I used to live in Van Nuys, yuck

yes I was too lazy to heat it up. and all strudel is german frank. that's where they originate from. they come filled with different things. this one was filled with apple. not sure what others are out there.

first time eating them. I went to a legit Traditional German Bakery for them joints. after watching Inglorious Bastards for the millionth time I said I need to try one. best thing ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnENQVoi-oo

Santa Barbara or Ventura

Van Nuys is whack tho. I'm like 40 minutes, on a good day, North of that.

I live where it's nothing but beach weather, fine women and whores dressed as such on a regular basis

Yeah fuck van nuys

I live in the central valley now though, so it's all good

@Fig who does that nipple belong to?


Btw I'm more a fan of Danish treats... such as the danish.

I'm not fat but I recently retired from the name "human trash compactor" if that paints a picture.

It's my nipple

^^^ your response is hilarious, considering what i was gonna say about it.


thought: retracted.

German Apple is an actual flavor like German Apple pie German Apple cake chances are if it was an authentic strudel from some type of German company/bakery then Apple is German Apple ... But yo strudel originated in Germany but American company's make it Americanized now like everything else lol ... And it can be filled with almost anything... In Germany it started with Apple and then like a sweet cream cheese substance and then a few other Fruits but here they will fill them with anything and call it strudel

Actually that's mr. Chow's dick. You're a disgusting young man.

Which one is it? Sb or ventura cuz they're pretty different. I go to school in sb. Isla vista sluts all day. Currently in europe for the semester tho

Word, I live in ventura but work and was born and raised in SB which is where I spend the majority of each day..

IV sluts always down to fuk tho. I actually work on campus so I get to see ratchets non stop. I gotta contract and do all floors for UCSB city college and a couple random schools like la cumbre and westmont college, although 85% of my personal work is @ ucsb, god bless slut wear