SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.

[King Ra.]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

I got some fucked up ass stories

I threw a 6 a bone after doming a fifth of Bacardi limon when I was like 19 .... We was in her parents basement, I beat it till it looked like an open roast beef sandwich, went raw diggity too but that liquor dick wouldn't let me cum ( hate that shit )... Told the bitch I had to pee she said she wanted to go upstairs to grab some drinks I went in the basement bathroom and painted the walls vomit green, talking exorcist shit, I went under the sink to look for cleaning supplies and just poured a whole bottle of Lysol on the floor ... Then I walked right out the bathroom and out the back basement door ... This bitch tried to chase me down on some " get back here and clean this up " shit ... I turned around and started throwing rocks at her until she gave up running ... Never saw that dirty bitch again but I'm sure she throws darts at a picture of me plotting revenge

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