SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.
 

Hello friends.

Its scary outside, i think im going to limit my time spent irl. Drugs and sex are running rampant.

Bot yo!

Eating weed!?

Awesome.

Ajd i hate stupid weed.

But this shit was like a body high delivered from the future.

Sex was neat too.

I love the title of this.

Tell me more about you puking in her purse...

Well.....she was sitting on top.of me.....an i was dimension x high.....my body started to leave this realm....so i pushed her off me an.saod.....im gonna be sick

She saod....ok...well...hold on...

I saod no.now....im.gonna be sick now....

Then i leaned over the bed am grabbed her purse an puked my entire day into her coach bag....i kno it was coach becaise she bragged about it all nite....

She said....whatd u puke.into?.....i saod.....

Oh just sum trash bag layin over here


hahakenny rogers.....

I left early today.....wish i couodve been there to see her reach into it....ahhh

this thread is full of awesome

She will bathe in it when she gets home

girls are just obsessive like that

this story was great. i think i'm going to be social now.

so yea... space cakes -- that's that shit. always gives me a nice, manageable, mellow. i had pot hot chocolate one time, and idk what it was but the emesis about an hour afterward absolutely devastated me. the worst bout of vomiting i've ever had ever, forget excessive alcohol. idk if it was a bad batch or just made with the wrong part of the plant or something but i'm never doing that again. spare yourselves, also. you've been forewarned!

so yea, space cakes. they're cool, though.

My friend and I have this idea for dank grilled cheese

We would call our shop, the dank grilled cheese store

Pretty good weekend

feel the shame of your failure.

dlb can hold his liquor like a g

bp champ, sup

This weekend I watched zombies on amc, finished off an antibiotic, drank mad green tea and workerd a few days .... I know trill as shit

Nothing beats when I put 4 used rubbers in this bitches right high heel before the hotel creep out. Talk about a squish. lool I got some fucked up texts that day.

But yo, props on the night.. sounded fun.

Gone@thecondoms. That is filthy as fuck lmao.

this reminds me of my wild navy days. i never puked anywhere, but when i went home with a chick, i'd end up stealing "trophies."

remote controls, dvrs, bowls, wine glasses...just random shit i could get my hands on before bouncing out. hahaha, oh good times

I got some fucked up ass stories

I threw a 6 a bone after doming a fifth of Bacardi limon when I was like 19 .... We was in her parents basement, I beat it till it looked like an open roast beef sandwich, went raw diggity too but that liquor dick wouldn't let me cum ( hate that shit )... Told the bitch I had to pee she said she wanted to go upstairs to grab some drinks I went in the basement bathroom and painted the walls vomit green, talking exorcist shit, I went under the sink to look for cleaning supplies and just poured a whole bottle of Lysol on the floor ... Then I walked right out the bathroom and out the back basement door ... This bitch tried to chase me down on some " get back here and clean this up " shit ... I turned around and started throwing rocks at her until she gave up running ... Never saw that dirty bitch again but I'm sure she throws darts at a picture of me plotting revenge

Lmfqooo

Gone at painted the walls

I got wasted one night and blacked out, then woke up the next morning to find that I had thrown up in my (now Ex) girlfriend's purse. I didn't even remember it happening, but hey - fuck that bitch

Stfu faggot only thing here is a fail is u an ur unfunny trollin