SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.

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I got wasted one night and blacked out, then woke up the next morning to find that I had thrown up in my (now Ex) girlfriend's purse. I didn't even remember it happening, but hey - fuck that bitch