SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.

Ghost1 · 10-20-2013, 10:56 PM

Hello friends.

Its scary outside, i think im going to limit my time spent irl. Drugs and sex are running rampant.

Bot yo!

Eating weed!?

Awesome.

Ajd i hate stupid weed.

But this shit was like a body high delivered from the future.

Sex was neat too.

Zen · 10-20-2013, 11:00 PM

I love the title of this.

Fig · 10-20-2013, 11:15 PM

Tell me more about you puking in her purse...

Ghost1 · 10-20-2013, 11:24 PM

Well.....she was sitting on top.of me.....an i was dimension x high.....my body started to leave this realm....so i pushed her off me an.saod.....im gonna be sick

She saod....ok...well...hold on...

I saod no.now....im.gonna be sick now....

Then i leaned over the bed am grabbed her purse an puked my entire day into her coach bag....i kno it was coach becaise she bragged about it all nite....

She said....whatd u puke.into?.....i saod.....

Oh just sum trash bag layin over here

hahakenny rogers.....

I left early today.....wish i couodve been there to see her reach into it....ahhh

Mike Wrecka · 10-20-2013, 11:25 PM

this thread is full of awesome

Fig · 10-20-2013, 11:46 PM

She will bathe in it when she gets home

girls are just obsessive like that

Eŋg · 10-20-2013, 11:56 PM

this story was great. i think i'm going to be social now.

so yea... space cakes -- that's that shit. always gives me a nice, manageable, mellow. i had pot hot chocolate one time, and idk what it was but the emesis about an hour afterward absolutely devastated me. the worst bout of vomiting i've ever had ever, forget excessive alcohol. idk if it was a bad batch or just made with the wrong part of the plant or something but i'm never doing that again. spare yourselves, also. you've been forewarned!

so yea, space cakes. they're cool, though.

Fig · 10-21-2013, 12:02 AM

My friend and I have this idea for dank grilled cheese

We would call our shop, the dank grilled cheese store

Allen Knight · 10-21-2013, 02:32 AM

Pretty good weekend

veritas · 10-21-2013, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Pretty good weekend

feel the shame of your failure.

DLB · 10-21-2013, 09:24 AM

dlb can hold his liquor like a g

bp champ, sup

Frank Metts · 10-21-2013, 09:59 AM

This weekend I watched zombies on amc, finished off an antibiotic, drank mad green tea and workerd a few days .... I know trill as shit

Strikta · 10-21-2013, 10:34 AM

Nothing beats when I put 4 used rubbers in this bitches right high heel before the hotel creep out. Talk about a squish. lool I got some fucked up texts that day.

But yo, props on the night.. sounded fun.

Ghost1 · 10-21-2013, 10:43 AM

Gone@thecondoms. That is filthy as fuck lmao.

Badweather · 10-21-2013, 10:45 AM

this reminds me of my wild navy days. i never puked anywhere, but when i went home with a chick, i'd end up stealing "trophies."

remote controls, dvrs, bowls, wine glasses...just random shit i could get my hands on before bouncing out. hahaha, oh good times

Frank Metts · 10-21-2013, 10:54 AM

I got some fucked up ass stories

I threw a 6 a bone after doming a fifth of Bacardi limon when I was like 19 .... We was in her parents basement, I beat it till it looked like an open roast beef sandwich, went raw diggity too but that liquor dick wouldn't let me cum ( hate that shit )... Told the bitch I had to pee she said she wanted to go upstairs to grab some drinks I went in the basement bathroom and painted the walls vomit green, talking exorcist shit, I went under the sink to look for cleaning supplies and just poured a whole bottle of Lysol on the floor ... Then I walked right out the bathroom and out the back basement door ... This bitch tried to chase me down on some " get back here and clean this up " shit ... I turned around and started throwing rocks at her until she gave up running ... Never saw that dirty bitch again but I'm sure she throws darts at a picture of me plotting revenge

Malachi · 10-21-2013, 11:04 AM

Lmfqooo

Meth · 10-21-2013, 11:27 AM

Gone at painted the walls

Answer · 10-21-2013, 11:30 AM

I got wasted one night and blacked out, then woke up the next morning to find that I had thrown up in my (now Ex) girlfriend's purse. I didn't even remember it happening, but hey - fuck that bitch

Allen Knight · 10-21-2013, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karate Wizard Teen Wolf

feel the shame of your failure.

Stfu faggot only thing here is a fail is u an ur unfunny trollin

10-20-2013, 11:15 PM	#3
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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	She will bathe in it when she gets home girls are just obsessive like that __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	My friend and I have this idea for dank grilled cheese We would call our shop, the dank grilled cheese store __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

10-21-2013, 02:32 AM	#9
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Pretty good weekend __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

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Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	I love the title of this.

10-20-2013, 11:56 PM	#7
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	this story was great. i think i'm going to be social now. so yea... space cakes -- that's that shit. always gives me a nice, manageable, mellow. i had pot hot chocolate one time, and idk what it was but the emesis about an hour afterward absolutely devastated me. the worst bout of vomiting i've ever had ever, forget excessive alcohol. idk if it was a bad batch or just made with the wrong part of the plant or something but i'm never doing that again. spare yourselves, also. you've been forewarned! so yea, space cakes. they're cool, though.

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	dlb can hold his liquor like a g bp champ, sup

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Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	This weekend I watched zombies on amc, finished off an antibiotic, drank mad green tea and workerd a few days .... I know trill as shit

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Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Nothing beats when I put 4 used rubbers in this bitches right high heel before the hotel creep out. Talk about a squish. lool I got some fucked up texts that day. But yo, props on the night.. sounded fun.

10-21-2013, 10:45 AM	#15
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this reminds me of my wild navy days. i never puked anywhere, but when i went home with a chick, i'd end up stealing "trophies." remote controls, dvrs, bowls, wine glasses...just random shit i could get my hands on before bouncing out. hahaha, oh good times __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

10-21-2013, 10:54 AM	#16
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	I got some fucked up ass stories I threw a 6 a bone after doming a fifth of Bacardi limon when I was like 19 .... We was in her parents basement, I beat it till it looked like an open roast beef sandwich, went raw diggity too but that liquor dick wouldn't let me cum ( hate that shit )... Told the bitch I had to pee she said she wanted to go upstairs to grab some drinks I went in the basement bathroom and painted the walls vomit green, talking exorcist shit, I went under the sink to look for cleaning supplies and just poured a whole bottle of Lysol on the floor ... Then I walked right out the bathroom and out the back basement door ... This bitch tried to chase me down on some " get back here and clean this up " shit ... I turned around and started throwing rocks at her until she gave up running ... Never saw that dirty bitch again but I'm sure she throws darts at a picture of me plotting revenge

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Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	Lmfqooo

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Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489511	Gone at painted the walls __________________ Crystal

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Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	I got wasted one night and blacked out, then woke up the next morning to find that I had thrown up in my (now Ex) girlfriend's purse. I didn't even remember it happening, but hey - fuck that bitch