If you had to choose

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:38 AM

Any animal to turn into, but you would not be able to change back...you would have to live as that animal for the rest of your life.

Which would you choose?

You would still have your human mind btw, think carefully cuz this is your life at stake here. Take into account not just how awesome the animal is but whether how it lives its day to day life would be suitable.

Cuz shit, badgers are awesome but they live in a hole in the ground.

Geno · 09-15-2013, 10:43 AM

Some sort of primate. Gorilla or something. With my human mind id be straight

Meth · 09-15-2013, 10:45 AM

Daryl.

Daryl King.

Tom Sparks · 09-15-2013, 10:46 AM

Great white shark or a lion

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:48 AM

You have to remember that with your human mind you will not know how to interact properly with other primates...you could pick it up after a while, but if they see you as an outsider they would not accept you, and maybe even kill you.

I would be an eagle.

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Meth

Daryl.

Daryl King.

Who is this person?

His name is nearly the same as mine.

Meth · 09-15-2013, 10:51 AM

I've been tracking him for years.

dead man · 09-15-2013, 10:52 AM

damn i was about to come in here and say eagle.

thats alright, we can be eagle friends and kill baby primates co-op with our majestic claws.

Dope girl · 09-15-2013, 10:52 AM

Dog

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:52 AM

If there was a second 'R' in his name, it would be an awesome name.

Without it, he is not great.

Dope girl · 09-15-2013, 10:53 AM

I'd choose Dog cuz they smater

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

damn i was about to come in here and say eagle.

thats alright, we can be eagle friends and kill baby primates co-op with our majestic claws.

That sounds like a plan, together we will bring the primate community to its knees.

And then, we will finish them.

Geno · 09-15-2013, 10:55 AM

Fuck that. I would train my army of savage lesser primates to follow da ggawd. For I have godly inteligence that's never been known to a primate. Plus I still smell like monkey balls and fuck ape pussy on a regular basis. Id fit in

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:56 AM

The throwing shit at each other part would take some getting used to.

Geno · 09-15-2013, 10:58 AM

I have a mean shit curve ball. Its like prehistoric dodge ball man. You just gotta be nice with it

Witty · 09-15-2013, 10:59 AM

Lmao

Gone.

ill nik-A · 09-15-2013, 11:28 AM

I'd turn In to Tannehill cuz that guys an animal and he's going to feed off the colts today grrrrowl

uh-oh · 09-15-2013, 11:36 AM

i'd be a PARROT

or a TORTOISE

something that lives like 150 years

God Of War · 09-15-2013, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I would be an eagle.

your fox is rather upset over this

PancakeBrah · 09-15-2013, 12:11 PM

wtf @ witty not being a fox.

I'd be a gorilla. With my human brain I'd start lifting stupid weight.

09-15-2013, 10:38 AM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	If you had to choose Any animal to turn into, but you would not be able to change back...you would have to live as that animal for the rest of your life. Which would you choose? You would still have your human mind btw, think carefully cuz this is your life at stake here. Take into account not just how awesome the animal is but whether how it lives its day to day life would be suitable. Cuz shit, badgers are awesome but they live in a hole in the ground. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-15-2013, 10:43 AM	#2
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Some sort of primate. Gorilla or something. With my human mind id be straight __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

09-15-2013, 10:48 AM	#5
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	You have to remember that with your human mind you will not know how to interact properly with other primates...you could pick it up after a while, but if they see you as an outsider they would not accept you, and maybe even kill you. I would be an eagle. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-15-2013, 10:52 AM	#8
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,469 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	damn i was about to come in here and say eagle. thats alright, we can be eagle friends and kill baby primates co-op with our majestic claws. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

09-15-2013, 10:52 AM	#10
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	If there was a second 'R' in his name, it would be an awesome name. Without it, he is not great. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-15-2013, 10:45 AM	#3
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489508	Daryl. Daryl King.

09-15-2013, 10:46 AM	#4
Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 890 Rep Power: 0	Great white shark or a lion

09-15-2013, 10:51 AM	#7
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489508	I've been tracking him for years.

09-15-2013, 10:52 AM	#9
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	Dog

09-15-2013, 10:53 AM	#11
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	I'd choose Dog cuz they smater

09-15-2013, 10:55 AM	#13
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Fuck that. I would train my army of savage lesser primates to follow da ggawd. For I have godly inteligence that's never been known to a primate. Plus I still smell like monkey balls and fuck ape pussy on a regular basis. Id fit in __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

09-15-2013, 10:56 AM	#14
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	The throwing shit at each other part would take some getting used to. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-15-2013, 10:58 AM	#15
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	I have a mean shit curve ball. Its like prehistoric dodge ball man. You just gotta be nice with it __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

09-15-2013, 10:59 AM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Lmao Gone. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-15-2013, 11:28 AM	#17
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,413 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	I'd turn In to Tannehill cuz that guys an animal and he's going to feed off the colts today grrrrowl __________________ Grumpy old man.

09-15-2013, 11:36 AM	#18
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	i'd be a PARROT or a TORTOISE something that lives like 150 years

09-15-2013, 12:11 PM	#20
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	wtf @ witty not being a fox. I'd be a gorilla. With my human brain I'd start lifting stupid weight. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?