If you had to choose
 

Any animal to turn into, but you would not be able to change back...you would have to live as that animal for the rest of your life.

Which would you choose?

You would still have your human mind btw, think carefully cuz this is your life at stake here. Take into account not just how awesome the animal is but whether how it lives its day to day life would be suitable.

Cuz shit, badgers are awesome but they live in a hole in the ground.

Some sort of primate. Gorilla or something. With my human mind id be straight

Daryl.

Daryl King.

Great white shark or a lion

You have to remember that with your human mind you will not know how to interact properly with other primates...you could pick it up after a while, but if they see you as an outsider they would not accept you, and maybe even kill you.

I would be an eagle.

Who is this person?

His name is nearly the same as mine.

I've been tracking him for years.

damn i was about to come in here and say eagle.

thats alright, we can be eagle friends and kill baby primates co-op with our majestic claws.

Dog

If there was a second 'R' in his name, it would be an awesome name.

Without it, he is not great.

I'd choose Dog cuz they smater

That sounds like a plan, together we will bring the primate community to its knees.

And then, we will finish them.

Fuck that. I would train my army of savage lesser primates to follow da ggawd. For I have godly inteligence that's never been known to a primate. Plus I still smell like monkey balls and fuck ape pussy on a regular basis. Id fit in

The throwing shit at each other part would take some getting used to.

I have a mean shit curve ball. Its like prehistoric dodge ball man. You just gotta be nice with it

Lmao

Gone.

I'd turn In to Tannehill cuz that guys an animal and he's going to feed off the colts today grrrrowl

i'd be a PARROT

or a TORTOISE

something that lives like 150 years

your fox is rather upset over this

wtf @ witty not being a fox.

I'd be a gorilla. With my human brain I'd start lifting stupid weight.