What Are Your Talents? - Page 6

Jim Blaze · 08-24-2013, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 2 Beautiful

I sucked dick before got him going crazy, but that's not no talent.

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Alvin Karpis · 08-26-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Jealous. You take lessons?

A few but mostly practice

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-26-2013, 06:27 PM

I have special Jew powers that increase my proficiency in many realms of talent

StarFaggot · 08-26-2013, 06:41 PM

Knuck can you count my money

Objective · 08-26-2013, 08:11 PM

Aiiight, I don't like upping myself or bragging, but since the opportunity presents itself and it's something I rarely do.. Fuck it, I'm going to go all out:

I'm pretty good at skateboarding. Expect some late shuvs, double flip variations, inward heel & casper flips etc. if you want to play a game of s.k.a.t.e. with me. Recently landed crooks 360shuv off the hubba in the skatepark and I've 360flipped 6 natural stairs. Bitch, I'm good at this shit.

I can keep 8 kids aged 1-3 occupied at the same time alone for a couple hours without too much problems. In other words; I'm fucking great with the kids and it scores well with the ladies. I worked in a daycare for 2 years, shit's dope as fuck and I'm good at it. Kids psychology is interesting af, bash me for it, idgaf, I think it's cool.

I'd fuck most y'all up in CoD (probably not BO2 tho') and I'd definitely own the shit out of you in Trackmania 2/Nations. I'm a fucking nerd, no hiding that shit, and there's a few games I'm honestly good at, not pro or anything but definitely good enough to put up a fight against most people.

I'm good at cooking certain types of food. I'm not a decent cook yet, but I know some recipes that's fucking awesome. Shit so good you'd pay me to make more.

I'm decent at creative writing.

There's probably more but this is what comes to mind. Hate if you wanna.

Split · 08-26-2013, 08:21 PM

i'm good at driving. creative

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-27-2013, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Knuck can you count my money

For a 2% take of your funds

Seyance · 08-27-2013, 04:31 AM

good at most sports, football especially. got a great eye for design. im a very competent surfer, I can also skateboard and snowboard. I cook a lot, dad was a qualified chef before he became a doctor so has taught me a few things. I'd also rape you on pc shooters and Xbox cod/FIFA.

StarFaggot · 08-27-2013, 08:34 AM

Objective that's commendable. I can't watch kids that age and I refuse to change diapers.

Hush · 08-27-2013, 09:27 AM

Put ur user title as hushs son right now BOY

Dope girl · 08-27-2013, 09:28 AM

making people laugh.

Exis · 08-27-2013, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Objective

I can keep 8 kids aged 1-3 occupied at the same time alone for a couple hours without too much problems.

Can you moonwalk like MJ too? Just curious.

Objective · 08-27-2013, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Exis

Can you moonwalk like MJ too? Just curious.

Lol, wish I could. ^^

@Aero: lol, I hear ya. You get used to the diaper stuff tho'. Ye, there's definitely a learning curve knowing how to handle kids, I wouldn't have managed to do it the first year I was working there.

oats · 08-27-2013, 04:31 PM

I taught kindergarten, second and third grade, little kids can be fun but def tiresome day in day out. kids love me though, mostly cuz of the beard.

Objective · 08-27-2013, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by oats

I taught kindergarten, second and third grade, little kids can be fun but def tiresome day in day out. kids love me though, mostly cuz of the beard.

Word. What I love most about working in daycare/kindergarten etc. is that you get the weekends off and you can relax/recharge your batteries, hanging out with friends, do nothing or get rid of that hangover without knowing in the back of your head that someone might want you to step in or whatever on sat/sun. Depends if you're a teacher tho' and got homework to sort out, but yeah, def love that you got weekends off. Tiresome but rewarding as well imo, knowing that you did your best to make sure part of their childhood was dope/interesting is cool.

Beard is dope af tho', insta-respect from any life form with IQ above 50.

oats · 08-28-2013, 02:09 AM

Weekends plus time off during the year are some of the perks of teaching. Grading elementary hw isn't a big deal, but I teach special Ed so there's a lot of documentation and paperwork to do which sucked. Especially for little kids.

BWHAHA · 08-28-2013, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

that goes without saying. I'm unbeatable.

though I might have to stick with my strong characters to beat @dead man

64 isn't where it's at. i'd stomp you all in melee.

YDK · 08-28-2013, 02:46 AM

I can beat super Mario world on snes in under 10 mins
Can burn anybody one on one in soccer
Can get a chick pregnant in my sleep (ask my babymama)
An I can hurt my fuckin ankle everytime I play basketball on blacktop in under 3 mins

oats · 08-28-2013, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BWHAHA

64 isn't where it's at. i'd stomp you all in melee.

Melees for peewees.

Seyance · 08-28-2013, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by YDK

I can beat super Mario world on snes in under 10 mins
Can burn anybody one on one in soccer
Can get a chick pregnant in my sleep (ask my babymama)
An I can hurt my fuckin ankle everytime I play basketball on blacktop in under 3 mins

lol, fall back.. you call it soccer. therefore you would fail against this english man.

08-26-2013, 08:11 PM	#105
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Aiiight, I don't like upping myself or bragging, but since the opportunity presents itself and it's something I rarely do.. Fuck it, I'm going to go all out: I'm pretty good at skateboarding. Expect some late shuvs, double flip variations, inward heel & casper flips etc. if you want to play a game of s.k.a.t.e. with me. Recently landed crooks 360shuv off the hubba in the skatepark and I've 360flipped 6 natural stairs. Bitch, I'm good at this shit. I can keep 8 kids aged 1-3 occupied at the same time alone for a couple hours without too much problems. In other words; I'm fucking great with the kids and it scores well with the ladies. I worked in a daycare for 2 years, shit's dope as fuck and I'm good at it. Kids psychology is interesting af, bash me for it, idgaf, I think it's cool. I'd fuck most y'all up in CoD (probably not BO2 tho') and I'd definitely own the shit out of you in Trackmania 2/Nations. I'm a fucking nerd, no hiding that shit, and there's a few games I'm honestly good at, not pro or anything but definitely good enough to put up a fight against most people. I'm good at cooking certain types of food. I'm not a decent cook yet, but I know some recipes that's fucking awesome. Shit so good you'd pay me to make more. I'm decent at creative writing. There's probably more but this is what comes to mind. Hate if you wanna. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

08-26-2013, 08:21 PM	#106
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	i'm good at driving. creative __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-27-2013, 04:31 AM	#108
Seyance - Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,059 Battle Record: 0-4 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night VII Rep Power: 0	good at most sports, football especially. got a great eye for design. im a very competent surfer, I can also skateboard and snowboard. I cook a lot, dad was a qualified chef before he became a doctor so has taught me a few things. I'd also rape you on pc shooters and Xbox cod/FIFA. __________________ i'm truely renaissance.. dominate the web, television, movies and beyond when a leader gets to speaking, it's your duty to respond.. i'm a leave these niggas leaking like i'm julian assange.

08-27-2013, 09:27 AM	#110
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Put ur user title as hushs son right now BOY __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-28-2013, 02:46 AM	#118
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	I can beat super Mario world on snes in under 10 mins Can burn anybody one on one in soccer Can get a chick pregnant in my sleep (ask my babymama) An I can hurt my fuckin ankle everytime I play basketball on blacktop in under 3 mins __________________

08-26-2013, 06:27 PM	#103
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	I have special Jew powers that increase my proficiency in many realms of talent

08-26-2013, 06:41 PM	#104
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Knuck can you count my money

08-27-2013, 08:34 AM	#109
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Objective that's commendable. I can't watch kids that age and I refuse to change diapers.

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,789 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	making people laugh.

08-27-2013, 04:31 PM	#114
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	I taught kindergarten, second and third grade, little kids can be fun but def tiresome day in day out. kids love me though, mostly cuz of the beard.

08-28-2013, 02:09 AM	#116
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Weekends plus time off during the year are some of the perks of teaching. Grading elementary hw isn't a big deal, but I teach special Ed so there's a lot of documentation and paperwork to do which sucked. Especially for little kids.