What Are Your Talents?

[Objective]

Aiiight, I don't like upping myself or bragging, but since the opportunity presents itself and it's something I rarely do.. Fuck it, I'm going to go all out:

I'm pretty good at skateboarding. Expect some late shuvs, double flip variations, inward heel & casper flips etc. if you want to play a game of s.k.a.t.e. with me. Recently landed crooks 360shuv off the hubba in the skatepark and I've 360flipped 6 natural stairs. Bitch, I'm good at this shit.

I can keep 8 kids aged 1-3 occupied at the same time alone for a couple hours without too much problems. In other words; I'm fucking great with the kids and it scores well with the ladies. I worked in a daycare for 2 years, shit's dope as fuck and I'm good at it. Kids psychology is interesting af, bash me for it, idgaf, I think it's cool.

I'd fuck most y'all up in CoD (probably not BO2 tho') and I'd definitely own the shit out of you in Trackmania 2/Nations. I'm a fucking nerd, no hiding that shit, and there's a few games I'm honestly good at, not pro or anything but definitely good enough to put up a fight against most people.

I'm good at cooking certain types of food. I'm not a decent cook yet, but I know some recipes that's fucking awesome. Shit so good you'd pay me to make more.

I'm decent at creative writing.

There's probably more but this is what comes to mind. Hate if you wanna.