if you have claimed to be in jail please post your embarrassing reason in here ... I'm curious as to how some of you assholes got sent up state

[PancakeBrah]

I'm a law abiding citizen. I went to Traffic Court in High School two times. That's it.

[Aesthetic]

Juvenile:
M.I.P Party got busted, we were in the basement; no quick exit.
M.I.P - Was on the verge of death, officer said 1 more beer and I could have died.
M.I.P x2 - Smoking a stoge and drinking in public, officer just walked right up to me; figured id try the persuasion bullshit, convince him im 23... I was young lol
Vandalism of federal property x2 Spray painting multiple buildings
Breaking and Entering - Later defined as a minor offense considering they were vehicles; though the judge said the people I was with that night collectively stole over 12000 dollars worth of shit out of people's cars... Which sounds like total bullshit.


Im so glad I got out of those 2 felonies...

[Plot]

Busted when I was 16 on a tagging mission, cops chased us I got crash tackled and done, given 19 counts of wilful damage (they drove around the streets with me cuffed in the back and counted 19 of my tags ((I was tagging when we got caught so they knew my tag)) got given 320 hours community service and 3 years probation, but no conviction recorded, which is was what me and the free public lawyer were aiming for. I turned 17 before the court case, if I was still 16 I wouldn't have faced court.

Since then a few nights in the lock up for drunk and disorderlys.

[Wise Wiggles]

2 yrs Probation for both.. diversion for the o in 2010
Then 2011 DUI, treatment, 80hr community service, breathalyzer (which I have til April) & sr 22 for 3 yrs.

[Frank Metts]

Kind of surprised most people in here seem genuine bout their shit

Brb two page wrap sheet

[Sn00p]

I've never even been put in a cell over night to get sober. Idk. I'm just pretty much middle class white as fuck and I'm really good at talking with authorities. I should've been arrested a couple times though, I think.

I'm on phone r so I'll just list one of the charges for every type of charge that I've got that I can rmbr

Breaking n entering

burglar of occupied dwelling burglary of unoccupied dwelling burglar of occupied structure burglary of unoccupied structure burglary of conveyance

possession of paraphernalia

driving under suspension fleeing n eluding aggravated fleeing n eluding

Grand theft petty theft larcony

trafficking stolen merchandise selling stole merchandise

fraud possession of counterfeit documents credit card fraud

Resisting arrest

there's more I just can't rmbr

as a y/o I caught a bunch too but they were usually more violent like battery n sht

[Frank Metts]

Rawn on probabtion for life ...

[Jim Blaze]

Lol. U are a piece of shit.

Nah I'm shooting for that early term yo

[Frank Metts]

Dudes nose was in his neighbors house snooping around while rawn was in his own bed sleeping... he caught the charge cause rawn won't snitch

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

Nah I'm shooting for that early term yo

Death?

Mouth shut back to the wall

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

Mouth shut back to the wall

Those are words now formulate them into a sentence so I know what you were trying to say

My stories have been published

I go to jail I get a red band

high risk/High profile
@Frank Metts do some time in those type of cells

its different then norm jail lol... Trust

[Wise Wiggles]

Word stealing leaf blowers out garages is hardcore shit. High profile type of shit.

I'm sayin that's th first thing u learn to do on the inside

keep ya mouth shut


with ya back to the wall

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Dudes nose was in his neighbors house snooping around while rawn was in his own bed sleeping... he caught the charge cause rawn won't snitch

This destroyed me.

[Jim Blaze]

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

I'm sayin that's th first thing u learn to do on the inside

keep ya mouth shut


with ya back to the wall

Looool this shit sounds like sum horribke cliche line from a b rate hallmark channel prison flick.