if you have claimed to be in jail please post your embarrassing reason in here ... I'm curious as to how some of you assholes got sent up state
 

I fucked up bad as a juvenile and I might share that story in a bit


But as an adult I've been arrested 5-6 times but never transported to any facilty just left in the holding cell till a judge could let me out on my own recognizance

D.u.I 2006
Inciting a riot/disturbing the peace 2000
Assault 2000
Turned myself in on a bench warrant for missing court on some driving without insurance ticket 2007
Destruction of property 2002

All minor things most of which involved high levels of alcohol ( which is why I rarely drink snd if I do I'm isolated to home lol ) ... not proud just saying people act young and dumb sometimes


I'm just curious how most of yall are iron bar chefs ?

I did do some time as a teenager and we did some crazy shit to makeither due lol

Oh geez. Inb4 every1 trys way too hard to be the master of jail.

Well you can usually weed through most of the bullshit


Its part of the point of the thread lol

Rawns gonna make a mess in his pants when he sees this thread.

When u get here rawnold i just want u ti know....u are human garbage. If u ever tried to steal my leaf blower id hit u in the face with a hammer.

I once got arrested at my local pawn shop after sneaking into somebodys back garden and stealing their gardening equipment. pretty embarrassing huh

Shits happens .. @Hush shouldn't of pressed charges though @Just C

Rawn, do you have anything you'd like to share?

Arrested twice for being 'drunk and disorderly' which basically means drunk fighting...on both occasions I spent the night in a cell and was allowed to go home in the morning.

There have been plenty of worse things I could have went to jail for, when I was young and idiotic, just never got caught...that's in the past tho.

I am now a honest and hard working member of society.

yea same as witty, drunk and disorderly.. fell asleep outside a nightclub lol

Drinking and acting crrazy is my forte'

Also been some theft shit here and there. Never got caught for the serious shit though. T/g

Dui, possession ovr an oz.

Time or probation? I'm guessing weed... with intent to distribute could get your years if probabtion

I have never been in jail so can't answer question.

never been.

when i was like 11 me and a couple friends "broke" into an abandoned building. the door was open. we went inside just exploring and shit. hitting pigeons with a broom. some dude called the cops. he said he had a gun pointed at me the whole time. which is scary looking back lol. i was 11. i was a big kid but still. but word cops get there and put a gun in my boys face as we were coming out of a room. they took us to the station and our parents came and got us

when i was 15/16 i got into a fight in school, i fought through middle and high school at least 1 or 2 fights a year, but when i moved to massillon they didnt play that shit. they call the police immediately. so i got blood on my fresh white ecko hoody, and got cuffed in front of my class and taken to the station. the cop was cool tho, i told him what happened, the kid was asking for it basically. but word we were listening to 50 in his car on the way there. when we got there they BOOKED ME and shit where i got prints and mugshots taken

i could go if i could get picked up, but if not they woulda sent me to juve. my mom came through and got me, i had to sit there for a few hours in the station

the cop was cool tho and had me chill in the office with him, instead of on that bench not made for humans to sit on comfortably.

but yea thats the closest i've come to jail

done mad illegal shit tho. from stealing license plates to selling weed in school, to fighting, to robbing this kid etc. but im lucky

I'd rather not speak too much on this.

But I have a record & have been to jail numerous times.

I don't do dumb shit to get arrested anymore, I'm too old & mature for that shit.

Getting into trouble is no good... it's for fools.

Damn @Strikta that bad?

When I was 14 they put me in towson ( arrested my ass right after school in front of all my peers) for 3 days csuse I didn't have proper id snd they thought I was over 18 ... my mom was trying to file s missing person report then they hsd her give them my info thenl they got me to a place called boys village which was overpopulated so when an opening came up. they they shipped me to s place called waxters for a little over 3 months

I Pretty much learned my lesson though lol

For what tho

Attempted murder

LOL. Coot.

Fighting?

Def not a cool exp

Yeah I beat this dude down pretty bad, icu for awhile... sad part is I folded him on the first hit but my dumb ass kept hitting him ... seriously have only been in two fights since snd that's cause a dude snuffed me once and another was when I was bouncing ... I have nightmares bout the shit till this day

But After about 4 months my lawyer got it dumbed down to attempt to maim snd they let me out on house arrest till my day in court ... then I had to walk on egg shells till I was 18 ...


Def a life lesson. .. shit was rough ... one night I'm in my own bed next night scared to death surorunded by criminals