There's ants building piles of dirt in my yard outside

dull boy · 08-21-2013, 01:14 AM

My dogs are out of dog food.

My girlfriend is out of town for work.

There's a caricature of her and I directly behind my laptop.

My dad had a mean mustache.

My dick doesn't fit inside a roll of toilet paper, apparently.

I have 7 hard drives and a Cal Ripkin signed baseball.

Yesterday was 2 for 1 margaritas at my favorite Mexican restaurant.

These are the sorts of threads that are being posted up and down the discussion board.

Neighbor · 08-21-2013, 01:16 AM

This thread is the cat's pajamas

PancakeBrah · 08-21-2013, 01:17 AM

I actively try to post topics like those and am proud of it.

Vulgar · 08-21-2013, 01:18 AM

Ant hills are underrated.

dull boy · 08-21-2013, 01:19 AM

I'm going to try to start posting one a day, and then just elaborating on it for a few paragraphs. See where I end up. Maybe put them in a book and sell it to (insert Netcees inside joke name), he's so gay and stupid.

dull boy · 08-21-2013, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

Ant hills are underrated.

Vastly.

PancakeBrah · 08-21-2013, 01:20 AM

I want to get on your soul-crushing regiment ASAP.

Neighbor · 08-21-2013, 01:21 AM

dull boy · 08-21-2013, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

I want to get on your soul-crushing regiment ASAP.

Be a sociopath. Don't be a sociopath, though, just wish you were a sociopath, because what you really are is too needy and gay to admit to yourself. So, be a sociopath. Then realize that being a sociopath is just not environmentally friendly (oh, and care about being environmentally friendly), so you want to not be a sociopath, but being a sociopath is the only way your sensitive feelings (have feelings, which sociopaths don't have) can deal with the cruel reality of life. So now that you're no longer not not a sociopath, you become dull and lifeless in an attempt to become a normal person.

That's just today. I'll try to update you, but tomorrow's mood probably won't have me in an updating mood. Just figure out how to make yourself want to die really badly, but then deny yourself that release. Happy trails.

God Of War · 08-21-2013, 01:36 AM

you realize it is called the "discussion" thread right? a discussion is not limited to one topic when its an open forum.

dull boy · 08-21-2013, 01:38 AM

What? I couldn't hear you over all that lame.

Neighbor · 08-21-2013, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God Of War

you realize it is called the "discussion" thread right? a discussion is not limited to one topic when its an open forum.

veritas · 08-21-2013, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Be a sociopath. Don't be a sociopath, though, just wish you were a sociopath, because what you really are is too needy and gay to admit to yourself. So, be a sociopath. Then realize that being a sociopath is just not environmentally friendly (oh, and care about being environmentally friendly), so you want to not be a sociopath, but being a sociopath is the only way your sensitive feelings (have feelings, which sociopaths don't have) can deal with the cruel reality of life. So now that you're no longer not not a sociopath, you become dull and lifeless in an attempt to become a normal person.

That's just today. I'll try to update you, but tomorrow's mood probably won't have me in an updating mood. Just figure out how to make yourself want to die really badly, but then deny yourself that release. Happy trails.

Wonderful.

Frank Metts · 08-21-2013, 08:09 AM

The ants in my area go hard ... they build ant hills on the concrete ... I never step on them because I don't like confrontation

2tripple0 · 08-21-2013, 08:35 AM

i like sticking ants up my bitches pussy and buttcrack

Ghost1 · 08-21-2013, 08:41 AM

Sum1 get poem pete a weineken for his vagina.

2tripple0 · 08-21-2013, 08:46 AM

im going to devour you like a ice cream sunday bags dont start little one

Ghost1 · 08-21-2013, 08:47 AM

Pause?

Frank Metts · 08-21-2013, 08:48 AM

So your gonns take two bites of him then closes your eyes and scream as brain freeze kicks in?

Bags wins without a response

2tripple0 · 08-21-2013, 08:48 AM

shut up mate i dont want to feed you to my cod

08-21-2013, 01:14 AM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	There's ants building piles of dirt in my yard outside My dogs are out of dog food. My girlfriend is out of town for work. There's a caricature of her and I directly behind my laptop. My dad had a mean mustache. My dick doesn't fit inside a roll of toilet paper, apparently. I have 7 hard drives and a Cal Ripkin signed baseball. Yesterday was 2 for 1 margaritas at my favorite Mexican restaurant. These are the sorts of threads that are being posted up and down the discussion board.

08-21-2013, 01:16 AM	#2
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	This thread is the cat's pajamas __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I actively try to post topics like those and am proud of it. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

08-21-2013, 01:20 AM	#7
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I want to get on your soul-crushing regiment ASAP. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

08-21-2013, 01:21 AM	#8
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	__________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

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08-21-2013, 01:19 AM	#5
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I'm going to try to start posting one a day, and then just elaborating on it for a few paragraphs. See where I end up. Maybe put them in a book and sell it to (insert Netcees inside joke name), he's so gay and stupid.

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God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	you realize it is called the "discussion" thread right? a discussion is not limited to one topic when its an open forum.

08-21-2013, 01:38 AM	#11
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	What? I couldn't hear you over all that lame.

08-21-2013, 08:09 AM	#14
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	The ants in my area go hard ... they build ant hills on the concrete ... I never step on them because I don't like confrontation

08-21-2013, 08:35 AM	#15
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	i like sticking ants up my bitches pussy and buttcrack

08-21-2013, 08:46 AM	#17
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	im going to devour you like a ice cream sunday bags dont start little one

08-21-2013, 08:48 AM	#19
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	So your gonns take two bites of him then closes your eyes and scream as brain freeze kicks in? Bags wins without a response