There's ants building piles of dirt in my yard outside
 

My dogs are out of dog food.

My girlfriend is out of town for work.

There's a caricature of her and I directly behind my laptop.

My dad had a mean mustache.

My dick doesn't fit inside a roll of toilet paper, apparently.

I have 7 hard drives and a Cal Ripkin signed baseball.

Yesterday was 2 for 1 margaritas at my favorite Mexican restaurant.

These are the sorts of threads that are being posted up and down the discussion board.

This thread is the cat's pajamas

I actively try to post topics like those and am proud of it.

Ant hills are underrated.

I'm going to try to start posting one a day, and then just elaborating on it for a few paragraphs. See where I end up. Maybe put them in a book and sell it to (insert Netcees inside joke name), he's so gay and stupid.

Vastly.

I want to get on your soul-crushing regiment ASAP.

Be a sociopath. Don't be a sociopath, though, just wish you were a sociopath, because what you really are is too needy and gay to admit to yourself. So, be a sociopath. Then realize that being a sociopath is just not environmentally friendly (oh, and care about being environmentally friendly), so you want to not be a sociopath, but being a sociopath is the only way your sensitive feelings (have feelings, which sociopaths don't have) can deal with the cruel reality of life. So now that you're no longer not not a sociopath, you become dull and lifeless in an attempt to become a normal person.

That's just today. I'll try to update you, but tomorrow's mood probably won't have me in an updating mood. Just figure out how to make yourself want to die really badly, but then deny yourself that release. Happy trails.

you realize it is called the "discussion" thread right? a discussion is not limited to one topic when its an open forum.

What? I couldn't hear you over all that lame.

Wonderful.

The ants in my area go hard ... they build ant hills on the concrete ... I never step on them because I don't like confrontation

i like sticking ants up my bitches pussy and buttcrack

Sum1 get poem pete a weineken for his vagina.

im going to devour you like a ice cream sunday bags dont start little one

Pause?

So your gonns take two bites of him then closes your eyes and scream as brain freeze kicks in?


Bags wins without a response

shut up mate i dont want to feed you to my cod