snapped my car key in half while drunk last night

Nigma · 08-06-2013, 01:17 AM

call a thing called bcaa today, a company who offers roadside assistance, intending that they unlock my car so i can get my weed out of it. my spare set is in a box somewhere cause my house flooded and the insurance shit hasnt been dealt with yet. slow as fuck process. so my alarm starts going off when he flicks the lock with his next level b&e device, so took him a bit to get the lock, then when he finally did it set off my alarm, i'm like FUCK! do you have any tools? hes like yeah, I say GET ME A 5/16ths WRENCH, he dexterously retrieves the instrument, then I quickly unscrewed a thingy and disabled my battery to the appreciation of the rest of the neighborhood. smoked a bowl on the walk how now im feelin good

Decibel · 08-06-2013, 01:20 AM

lol... my key is a push start and shits expensive. Bought one recently for $150.... along with $30 to program it.

Nigma · 08-06-2013, 01:22 AM

I drive a 2000 Monte Carlo SS so I got away with a reg key, just have a keychain unlock thing.

08-06-2013, 01:23 AM

Push to start here as well.

Decibel · 08-06-2013, 01:24 AM

I got an Altima. lol seems like all cars are going to that push start now though.

uh-oh · 08-06-2013, 01:28 AM

my car is push to start as well

i push two wires together and my starter fires up

i need to put my key in and turn it first tho otherwise nothing happens. but nothing happens when i turn the key. i turn the key, then touch the wires together and WE MOVIN

Nigma · 08-06-2013, 01:32 AM

What happened to people pushin keys??

Nigma · 08-06-2013, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

my car is push to start as well

i push two wires together and my starter fires up

i need to put my key in and turn it first tho otherwise nothing happens. but nothing happens when i turn the key. i turn the key, then touch the wires together and WE MOVIN

lol thats rough hahah youd make a fantastic car theif tho

08-06-2013, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decibel

I got an Altima. lol seems like all cars are going to that push start now though.

I have an Altima as well.

God Of War · 08-06-2013, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

my car is push to start as well

i push two wires together and my starter fires up

i need to put my key in and turn it first tho otherwise nothing happens. but nothing happens when i turn the key. i turn the key, then touch the wires together and WE MOVIN

lmfao damn uh oh going thru it

08-06-2013, 01:17 AM	#1
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	snapped my car key in half while drunk last night call a thing called bcaa today, a company who offers roadside assistance, intending that they unlock my car so i can get my weed out of it. my spare set is in a box somewhere cause my house flooded and the insurance shit hasnt been dealt with yet. slow as fuck process. so my alarm starts going off when he flicks the lock with his next level b&e device, so took him a bit to get the lock, then when he finally did it set off my alarm, i'm like FUCK! do you have any tools? hes like yeah, I say GET ME A 5/16ths WRENCH, he dexterously retrieves the instrument, then I quickly unscrewed a thingy and disabled my battery to the appreciation of the rest of the neighborhood. smoked a bowl on the walk how now im feelin good __________________

08-06-2013, 01:20 AM	#2
Decibel Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 269 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	lol... my key is a push start and shits expensive. Bought one recently for $150.... along with $30 to program it. __________________ ..:: Decibel ::..

08-06-2013, 01:22 AM	#3
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	I drive a 2000 Monte Carlo SS so I got away with a reg key, just have a keychain unlock thing. __________________

08-06-2013, 01:24 AM	#5
Decibel Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 269 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 0	I got an Altima. lol seems like all cars are going to that push start now though. __________________ ..:: Decibel ::..

08-06-2013, 01:32 AM	#7
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	What happened to people pushin keys?? __________________

08-06-2013, 01:23 AM	#4
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	Push to start here as well.

08-06-2013, 01:28 AM	#6
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	my car is push to start as well i push two wires together and my starter fires up i need to put my key in and turn it first tho otherwise nothing happens. but nothing happens when i turn the key. i turn the key, then touch the wires together and WE MOVIN