The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer

JurorNumberSeven · 07-19-2013, 01:46 PM

UPON TAKING A MID-SUMMER'S NIGHT STROLL WITH MY FELLOW COMPATRIOTS IN THESE FERAL FLORIDIAN STREETS, THE JURY'S STANCE RE: The People v. Franklin Ronald Savage the III HAS TAKEN A DECIDEDLY POSITIVE TURN IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. IN VIEWING THE ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE, NEARLY HALF OF MY DERANGED PEERS DECIDED THAT WE WOULD, IN A SIMILAR POSITION, USE TUBES TO SUCK GAS OUT OF A PARKED LOW-END FORD VEHICLE TO FILL THE COMBUSTIBLE BEAUTY IN QUESTION. AS SUCH, WE UNIVERSOUL FREAK SHOW SERVANTS ARE LEANING TOWARDS ACQUITTAL. WE WILL HOPE TO REACH JUDGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH'S CHAMBER REGARDING THIS DE FACTO FELONY. ANY UNLAWFUL DETENTION OF THE DEFENDANT IS, AS AFOREMENTIONED, A CLEAR RAPE OF HABEAS CORPUS UNDER THESE PROCEEDINGS...

07-19-2013, 01:46 PM	#26
JurorNumberSeven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 204190	UPON TAKING A MID-SUMMER'S NIGHT STROLL WITH MY FELLOW COMPATRIOTS IN THESE FERAL FLORIDIAN STREETS, THE JURY'S STANCE RE: The People v. Franklin Ronald Savage the III HAS TAKEN A DECIDEDLY POSITIVE TURN IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. IN VIEWING THE ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE, NEARLY HALF OF MY DERANGED PEERS DECIDED THAT WE WOULD, IN A SIMILAR POSITION, USE TUBES TO SUCK GAS OUT OF A PARKED LOW-END FORD VEHICLE TO FILL THE COMBUSTIBLE BEAUTY IN QUESTION. AS SUCH, WE UNIVERSOUL FREAK SHOW SERVANTS ARE LEANING TOWARDS ACQUITTAL. WE WILL HOPE TO REACH JUDGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH'S CHAMBER REGARDING THIS DE FACTO FELONY. ANY UNLAWFUL DETENTION OF THE DEFENDANT IS, AS AFOREMENTIONED, A CLEAR RAPE OF HABEAS CORPUS UNDER THESE PROCEEDINGS...