The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer - Page 3

Dr. Steve Scubaski · 07-19-2013, 02:23 AM

he passed his introductory courses at our institute with flying watercolors. He demonstrated a fine command of the imitative arts, wove a web of lies that could support up to 200 kilograms of falsified criminal charges.

We intended his admittance to the Surgical College for the Sonically Sensitive to be a step in the right direction... having spent six years training sherpas in the Andes, five over operation Desert Storm masterminding government controlled sand storms, and two whispering motivational rap lines into the Dalai Lama's ear....

...we knew his delicate and deliberate touch could be applied to better the populace. to nimbly drown the ear drums of the information overloaded with the vague disinformation at his fingertips.

But rawn. rawnwanted to abuse his psychological power the way he abused his keyboard... with senselessly rapid and inaccurate bursts.

What we didn't know about Mr. [REDACTED] was his dark and violent past in the streets of Shanghai, fighting investors for penny stocks, dipping his pen in government sanctioned EBT ink. He grew up in the slums, mastering his diving technique in the dumpsters, acquiring surgical precision but also a murderous rage

his six-sigma black belt gave him the power to bully any potential investor with single-digit IQ, as well as the fighting prowess of a limp croissoint. this passion for personal justice was... unfortunately..

channeled into a hate for all those who could afford the tools to remove light objects from his property- the exact sort his excessively accurate paws could not apprehend

which is why all those who could not hear the subtle rustling of leaves on their property became his surgical victims... and that night, he took his revenge

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 02:28 AM

Thank you good Doctor.

Before calling our next witness The People would like to bring forth some key evidence

Exhibit A

Documentation of rawns involvement with illegal research

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=7...ght=toiletries

WILLIAMSBURG, W. · 07-19-2013, 02:29 AM

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=7123&page=1

PLEASE NOTE THAT IN THE CASE OF The People v. Franklin Ronald Savage the III (2013) NO DECISION WAS REACHED, THE VERDICT OF INNOCENT UNTIL GUILTY MUST THEREFORE STILL STAND. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO A MOST WISE MEMBER OF THE COURT ONE ANIME-BONER WHOM STATED "these accounts are outta control rofl." WHAT MOCKERY WILL WE WITNESS NEXT? RAWNS THIRD GRADE TEACHER? RAWNS DUSTY TAMPON? RAWN'S HALF-EATEN CORNCOBB? THE PROSECUTION PARADES AROUND THESE CHARACTERS FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE UNKNOWN IN A MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND SALACIOUS DISPLAY OF NONSENSE. COMMIT TO STANDARDS. WE MUST NOT BE BLINDED BY RAWN HUNTS AND POPULAR OPINION. TO CONTINUE. HERE ARE THE FACTS. UNDER CURRENT BOCA RANTON CLEAR-YOUR-GROUND FROM-LEAVES LAWS IT IS PLAIN THERE IS NO CASE AND YOU MUST DROP ALL CHARGES. ALSO IN RESPONSE TO THE IMAGE OF THE LEAFBLOWER IN QUESTION WE ALSO POSE THE FOLLOWING. WHAT IF THE LEAFBLOWER WAS WHITE AND WHAT IF RAWN WAS BLACK? IF IT PLEASES THE COURT THAT IS OUR SECOND SUBMISSION.

Judge Chester Charlesworth · 07-19-2013, 02:37 AM

The Honorable Judge declares court adjourned

The defense may rest, as Witness 0 the Leaf Blower has refused to take the stand due to the stress of the trial.

Closing statement by The People will be given tomorrow

Dominate · 07-19-2013, 03:05 AM

omg @ clear your ground laws

lmaooooo

King Karaoke · 07-19-2013, 06:15 AM

Hi...

Not sure if this what lames do when they're bored or is this what faggots do when they're bored...

Bye...

Coup · 07-19-2013, 06:44 AM

this is gay

Witty · 07-19-2013, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

Not sure if this what lames do when they're bored or is this what faggots do when they're bored...

Bye...

As opposed to that ultra cool hi/bye gimmick you insist on continuing?

The words flogging and dead horse come to mind.

King Karaoke · 07-19-2013, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

As opposed to that ultra cool hi/bye gimmick you insist on continuing?

The words flogging and dead horse come to mind.

Hi...

I figured its whole lot better than spending.the night having a play about someone online...
Cant wait to see the video mag version of this...
Please dont address me again if you cant beat me in a battle u nut hugging faggot...

Bye...

Flow · 07-19-2013, 07:08 AM

what the fuck is all this? While hilarious is there any truth in it?

Witty · 07-19-2013, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

I figured its whole lot better than spending.the night having a play about someone online...
Cant wait to see the video mag version of this...
Please dont address me again if you cant beat me in a battle u nut hugging faggot...

Bye...

Hi karaoke

You suck donkey dick, your gimmick is as boring as your verses.

Bye karaoke.

King Karaoke · 07-19-2013, 07:53 AM

Hi...

I figured someone who writes stanzas and shit would be more creative than that...

Bye...

Witty · 07-19-2013, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

I figured someone who writes stanzas and shit would be more creative than that...

Bye...

I save my creativity for things that matter.

Plot · 07-19-2013, 08:13 AM

Funniest Thread I've read in ages

Just C · 07-19-2013, 08:30 AM

lmao damn this shit is real too. I'd hate to live a life where I had to break into peoples garages and steal leaf blowers and other such gardening tools to feed my drug habit. I'm legit pittying this guy. get ya life together man, shits depressing the shit outta me.

Chyeahhh!!! · 07-19-2013, 09:40 AM

yes, this thread will indeed get me through the morning. Sorry Rawn *daps*

Chyeahhh!!! · 07-19-2013, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suspect's Vehicle

Hello.

LMAO

Chyeahhh!!! · 07-19-2013, 09:43 AM

OMFG oh shit I didn't know about the real shit though, cotdamn this is some crazy shit. damn

just thought this was another troll thread smh

Ghost1 · 07-19-2013, 10:29 AM

Yo.

Sometimes theres threads where the whole thread deserves a quote. This is one of those times.

Ibdont even know where to begin distributed my lolz

Bravo to every1 involved here.

Obliterated@this dirtbag trynna jack sumbody leafblower ahahahaha

How.much does a leafblower even go for on the strip?

Wow.

Also leaned hes only able to post in that detention center forum hahaha.

An al sharkton

An

So

Much

More.

veritas · 07-19-2013, 10:31 AM

yeah agree with my dinner^ this was fucking solid all the way. Glad i was able to help.

07-19-2013, 03:05 AM	#45
Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,533 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197460	omg @ clear your ground laws lmaooooo __________________ The Bad Guys

07-19-2013, 06:15 AM	#46
King Karaoke Stackin' wins... Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,515 Battle Record: 61-20 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - Survivor Tournament - Netcees Battle League (6x) - Netcees Gimmick Tournament Rep Power: 10353697	Hi... Not sure if this what lames do when they're bored or is this what faggots do when they're bored... Bye... __________________ the Outsiders Orc \| ill nik-A \| Sn00p \| King Karaoke

07-19-2013, 06:44 AM	#47
Coup Don't believe the hype Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 572 Battle Record: 4-5 Rep Power: 0	this is gay __________________ What is public must be legit, fit for average consumption, don't forget. What is private is handled by pirates, prying loose profits from prosthetics. To tell the difference between: first remain unseen with a steady breath and hope, then listen to the cracks in the wall with a stethoscope.

07-19-2013, 07:53 AM	#52
King Karaoke Stackin' wins... Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,515 Battle Record: 61-20 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - Survivor Tournament - Netcees Battle League (6x) - Netcees Gimmick Tournament Rep Power: 10353697	Hi... I figured someone who writes stanzas and shit would be more creative than that... Bye... __________________ the Outsiders Orc \| ill nik-A \| Sn00p \| King Karaoke

07-19-2013, 09:40 AM	#56
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	yes, this thread will indeed get me through the morning. Sorry Rawn daps __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

07-19-2013, 02:23 AM	#41
Dr. Steve Scubaski real doctor, PhD Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 2 Rep Power: 37	he passed his introductory courses at our institute with flying watercolors. He demonstrated a fine command of the imitative arts, wove a web of lies that could support up to 200 kilograms of falsified criminal charges. We intended his admittance to the Surgical College for the Sonically Sensitive to be a step in the right direction... having spent six years training sherpas in the Andes, five over operation Desert Storm masterminding government controlled sand storms, and two whispering motivational rap lines into the Dalai Lama's ear.... ...we knew his delicate and deliberate touch could be applied to better the populace. to nimbly drown the ear drums of the information overloaded with the vague disinformation at his fingertips. But rawn. rawnwanted to abuse his psychological power the way he abused his keyboard... with senselessly rapid and inaccurate bursts. What we didn't know about Mr. [REDACTED] was his dark and violent past in the streets of Shanghai, fighting investors for penny stocks, dipping his pen in government sanctioned EBT ink. He grew up in the slums, mastering his diving technique in the dumpsters, acquiring surgical precision but also a murderous rage his six-sigma black belt gave him the power to bully any potential investor with single-digit IQ, as well as the fighting prowess of a limp croissoint. this passion for personal justice was... unfortunately.. channeled into a hate for all those who could afford the tools to remove light objects from his property- the exact sort his excessively accurate paws could not apprehend which is why all those who could not hear the subtle rustling of leaves on their property became his surgical victims... and that night, he took his revenge

07-19-2013, 02:28 AM	#42
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	Thank you good Doctor. Before calling our next witness The People would like to bring forth some key evidence Exhibit A Documentation of rawns involvement with illegal research http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=7...ght=toiletries

07-19-2013, 02:29 AM	#43
WILLIAMSBURG, W. Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 320311	http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=7123&page=1 PLEASE NOTE THAT IN THE CASE OF The People v. Franklin Ronald Savage the III (2013) NO DECISION WAS REACHED, THE VERDICT OF INNOCENT UNTIL GUILTY MUST THEREFORE STILL STAND. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO A MOST WISE MEMBER OF THE COURT ONE ANIME-BONER WHOM STATED "these accounts are outta control rofl." WHAT MOCKERY WILL WE WITNESS NEXT? RAWNS THIRD GRADE TEACHER? RAWNS DUSTY TAMPON? RAWN'S HALF-EATEN CORNCOBB? THE PROSECUTION PARADES AROUND THESE CHARACTERS FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE UNKNOWN IN A MOST OUTRAGEOUS AND SALACIOUS DISPLAY OF NONSENSE. COMMIT TO STANDARDS. WE MUST NOT BE BLINDED BY RAWN HUNTS AND POPULAR OPINION. TO CONTINUE. HERE ARE THE FACTS. UNDER CURRENT BOCA RANTON CLEAR-YOUR-GROUND FROM-LEAVES LAWS IT IS PLAIN THERE IS NO CASE AND YOU MUST DROP ALL CHARGES. ALSO IN RESPONSE TO THE IMAGE OF THE LEAFBLOWER IN QUESTION WE ALSO POSE THE FOLLOWING. WHAT IF THE LEAFBLOWER WAS WHITE AND WHAT IF RAWN WAS BLACK? IF IT PLEASES THE COURT THAT IS OUR SECOND SUBMISSION.

07-19-2013, 02:37 AM	#44
Judge Chester Charlesworth The Honorable.. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Chester's Court Posts: 50 Rep Power: 24853655	The Honorable Judge declares court adjourned The defense may rest, as Witness 0 the Leaf Blower has refused to take the stand due to the stress of the trial. Closing statement by The People will be given tomorrow

07-19-2013, 08:13 AM	#54
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Funniest Thread I've read in ages

07-19-2013, 08:30 AM	#55
Just C Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 769 Rep Power: 0	lmao damn this shit is real too. I'd hate to live a life where I had to break into peoples garages and steal leaf blowers and other such gardening tools to feed my drug habit. I'm legit pittying this guy. get ya life together man, shits depressing the shit outta me.

07-19-2013, 09:43 AM	#58
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	OMFG oh shit I didn't know about the real shit though, cotdamn this is some crazy shit. damn just thought this was another troll thread smh __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff