Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime? - Page 2

Rawn MD · 10-11-2013, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominate

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Qfe

Certain · 10-11-2013, 01:44 AM

Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.

Fig · 10-11-2013, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.

I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much

Neighbor · 10-11-2013, 01:50 AM

This discussion has spiraled out of control

I'm summoning Cthulhu to thread for imminent destruction

Fig · 10-11-2013, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw

This discussion has spiraled out of control

I'm summoning Cthulhu to thread for imminent destruction

Go back to your beard thread buddy

men are talking... about poo, and weiners

Certain · 10-11-2013, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Fig

I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much

Wear pants like an adult.

Fig · 10-11-2013, 01:59 AM

Or assless chaps

like a fucking God

Fart · 10-11-2013, 02:54 AM

El Muffin · 10-11-2013, 02:57 AM

Thefuuuuck. Dat eyeball

Hush · 10-11-2013, 11:35 AM

Lmaooo

Fig top 10 right now

anime_boners · 10-11-2013, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominate

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

Fart · 10-11-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

Infants can get boners though..

........................................what

anime_boners · 10-11-2013, 11:45 AM

trust me.. changing my son's diapers I've encountered it..

usually I'd just be like. fold that shit back up let him get regular.. give him some privacy lol.. but it definitely can happen.

Ghost1 · 10-11-2013, 11:49 AM

I feel like u get alot more boners in ur teen to 50s

But u shit like crazy for the first few years of life......consistently till u cant get boners anymore.....then u shit like crazy again....hence diapers again

Shits win

Fig · 10-11-2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

anime_boners · 10-11-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

I feel like u get alot more boners in ur teen to 50s

But u shit like crazy for the first few years of life......consistently till u cant get boners anymore.....then u shit like crazy again....hence diapers again

Shits win

the circle of life

Certain · 10-11-2013, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

It's actually the breast pump infomercials.

REAL LIFE · 10-11-2013, 01:30 PM

HUMAN MALES WILL HAVE A FAR GREATER NUMBER OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN ME. STOP LYING ABOUT NUMBER OF ERECTIONS YOU GET IN ME.

Malachi · 10-11-2013, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

This brought me back

Fig · 10-11-2013, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by REAL LIFE

HUMAN MALES WILL HAVE A FAR GREATER NUMBER OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN ME. STOP LYING ABOUT NUMBER OF ERECTIONS YOU GET IN ME.

I get so many boners in you, and you know there's no reason to lie

in fact, I have a boner in you... right now

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