ayo but. my next item on the ole bucket list of sex is....im trynna pee on a bitch.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

You gotta ask yourself why tho.

Hurt people hurt people.

But if you want a real tip, take the bitch to the beach when jellyfish are out. When she gets stung, tell her you gotta pee on it, it's the only remedy.

Then piss directly into her mouth.

Good luck Roy. I have been trying to get anthony to understand the hurt people concept for years. I mean he literally spreads stds. Smh. Maybe you can talk to him?

[Witty]

I wouldn't like this...i would feel like i'm degrading the girl.

Unless she likes it i guess, i'm open to most things.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

Smh. Maybe you can talk to him?

The jellyfish plan will work, so maybe I have laid down a foundation of trust.

Batty either gives great advice or he decides not to give any advice at all and allow you to learn for yourself.

[veritas]

He is far from beaches though old friend...but yes hypothetically twould work.

How has your day been?

[TYSON]

Do u piss and fuck or fuck then piss?

[Ghost1]

Hmmm

Imma need sum time on that one tbc

[Batty]

This is a crazy thought but fuck it, I keep it real with yall for the most part.

Get a boner, hug her and pee on both of you while hugging.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

This is a crazy thought but fuck it, I keep it real with yall for the most part.

Get a boner, hug her and pee on both of you while hugging.

Fair. I still say that the morning is the perfect time. It has the highest percentage of simultaneously boner and pee. Also fair?

[Dominate]

Pretty sure in the shower doesn't count. Otherwise I've already done this to at least 2 gfs I can remember. It's funny, don't think I could actually get off on it though.

[Ghost1]

Consent ks crucial

I will not be satisfied unless i know she is a complete scag and wants to be wet down

pee in her face an shit

An her tits

An then i fuck her

After the pee

While shes soaked in piss

This is wat i want

No childish tricks

[Clayray]

We should consider the pre piss meal.. Do we go light? To soften the smell or guzzle down monster energy drinks and eat rare cooked steaks like the men we are? Endless options here guys. Certain food/drink combos can make urine smell worse or not at all, also affects color. You want a real gold shower or a light coloring? Should we bask her in the clear piss like we are dosing her in the holiest of waters? If we want to get dirty with the smell, I say eat 2-4 big bowls of Honey Smacks for the ultimate smell.

[El Muffin]

lol strikta wtf nigga

u a fkn veteran in this field

fkn piss poolin in the nape of ur back

fkn irrigation spine

lol my nigga

this thread too much

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Endure

We should consider the pre piss meal.. Do we go light? To soften the smell or guzzle down monster energy drinks and eat rare cooked steaks like the men we are? Endless options here guys. Certain food/drink combos can make urine smell worse or not at all, also affects color. You want a real gold shower or a light coloring? Should we bask her in the clear piss like we are dosing her in the holiest of waters? If we want to get dirty with the smell, I say eat 2-4 big bowls of Honey Smacks for the ultimate smell.

Strong post


considering i have decided to fuck her after shes coated w the piss.....id prefer an odorless stream

[veritas]

But why anthony?

[Ghost1]

Idk?

It came to me the other nite

Struck me like a bolt of lightning

Now ot haunts me


I wont be the same until i unload my bladder onto sum bish now

[Clayray]

Originally Posted by Bags

Strong post


considering i have decided to fuck her after shes coated w the piss.....id prefer an odorless stream

Hmm good choice, do you want a strong color? Or if it was to be my first time I would prefer no color or odor. The holy water approach would work best for beginners imo. Easier for her to get use to as well, gives the illusion of water. I'd say drink a gallon or so before the showering begins. I really wish you the best of luck in this endeavor my friend.

[Clayray]

Don't judge one mans sexual desires. His may be different than yours but one thing is common, we seek pleasure. If he accomplishes this by urinating on a woman then that's awesome.

[El Muffin]

endure i heard broccoli either acts as a filter n eitger releases mioar toxins in ur piss or vice versa so theres that

it does something

cant remember

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Idk?

It came to me the other nite

Struck me like a bolt of lightning

Now ot haunts me


I wont be the same until i unload my bladder onto sum bish now

Name 3 women you respect and why?

[El Muffin]

lol.

dont judge a man by his sexual preferences


lol aight

but u cant tell me if bags was legit wantin a bitch to shit in his mouf yall all would see that nig in a diff light doe