ayo but. my next item on the ole bucket list of sex is....im trynna pee on a bitch.
 

Real TAWK

For real.

Im legit gonna hose this bish down


I been like plottin on it like

Dang...i wonder how these fuckin peein ass weirdos be gettin down anyways...like....just wet the bitch down an fuck her bed up like FUCM IT HAHA AINT MY BED ...lol... or.....do i need to acquire a tarp? uh yes...HELLO SHITBAG LOWES WORKING FAGIT...show me to ur f8nest tarp! I have bitches to pee on!
I mean....logically i suppose the shower is the most reasonable approach

But im like NAH

I want that bitch to sit in my filth an let it soak into her skin for a bit while she reaches the lowest point in her life

Then im set the bitch on fire.

Solid goal I wish you nothing but success.

gotta ease them into it g

pee on her foot in the shower

IVE HEARD

I've done it & had it done to me.

Bitch actually gargled my piss lol

I had her pee on my back while laying on my stomach.. it felt dope af.

Was mostly beer/liquor piss... a very drunk & freaky night.

That wasn't a woman. And it wasn't pee.

Sure, bud.

I ain't your bud.

Ur going back on ignore if u don't stfu.

And bags the key to do this is the smooth transition. I recommend morning sex with morning wood into skeet multi stream pee combo.

Mwhahahahahhahahahaahhahaaha

Loooooooool


This is Pee rape V

Pee rape


Tho i hqve not fully ruled out pee rape....my intentions....how i had thought it ojt....would be to gain consent first....then i could unload....head bak....little yawn...a cough even...then squeeze my balls an get that last little dribble out

U oee rape a bitch an then she finna try to move away...then she becomes a movin target...i mean....if she moves off tbe tarp...an we at my place? Then i got kill her with punches. ALSO if shes a puncher....i could get a punch into my naked dick

I been punched in the dick before sure

It was awful. As we all know

But naked dick punch? I dont even wanna think about. Wat if she punch me square in my dick head an it forces my dick to go back into my stomach and i shit myself? How im gonna return the tarp now?

This is getting more an more complicated.

my dick is impervious to all forms of punches and blunt actions

the balls are another story however

and bags there is no such thing as pee rape

pee on her foot

don't just piss in a random room its 2014 there are bathrooms for this tomfoolery

OP questioning putting a finger in the ass of a fine woman but goes all in to get pissed on by a hoe.

Fraudulent faggot identified.

gone @ how im gonna return the tarp

Don't think I could find gratification in this

Lol wot? You missing the point bro and i am tired

I'd piss on a bitch, but not if its my gf.. That's disrespectful

But some random whore I met at a bar most definitely.. I'd gape her asshole n use it as a urinal

Lmfao omfg I'm literally in tears laughing reading this shit
Naked dick punch an tarp avoidance killed me lolololol

You gotta ask yourself why tho.

Hurt people hurt people.

But if you want a real tip, take the bitch to the beach when jellyfish are out. When she gets stung, tell her you gotta pee on it, it's the only remedy.

Then piss directly into her mouth.