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Aesthetic · 03-29-2013, 07:43 PM

O shit that gangsta

PATHOS · 03-29-2013, 08:06 PM

Ouch! That must've been pretty painful. Thank goodness you didn't smash the eye itself. Eyes are extremely sensitive

Just C · 03-29-2013, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Oh I see what you did, you saw that my name was witty and you thought that the right direction to go in would be to imply that though I am called witty I am ironically not witty. And instead of just saying that outright you thought it would be funnier and wittier if you simply said my name twice.

That's what you did. Ironically only proving yourself to not be witty by doing something everyone does at some stage when speaking to me, something that is literally the first insult anyone thinks up for me. You disappoint me.

why you typing long winded shit i aint gonna bother reading?

ill nik-A · 03-29-2013, 08:56 PM

Classic... That's my dude... Not James

Y'all know

Witty · 03-30-2013, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

why you typing long winded shit i aint gonna bother reading?

You asked for attention, now you're complaining when u get it.

You aren't good enough, go away.

Just C · 03-30-2013, 08:37 AM

nobody wants ur attention u un funny try hard

Ghost1 · 03-30-2013, 09:06 AM

Guys. I have a set of pussy lips on my eye brow. Nows not the time....

Witty · 03-30-2013, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

nobody wants ur attention u un funny try hard

Oh for real, that's why you tried to get funny then backed out when you saw it wasn't going to happen.

I understand.

Bags - good luck with your pussy.

Just C · 03-30-2013, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Oh for real, that's why you tried to get funny then backed out when you saw it wasn't going to happen.

For the sake of bags and his eye twat, sure thats what happened..

Witty · 03-30-2013, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Just C

For the sake of bags and his eye twat, sure thats what happened..

Nice excuse, bags held the exit open and you sprinted towards it as fast as your little legs could carry you.

Just C · 03-30-2013, 09:27 AM

U ever wonder why u barely get a 1 line response from me? ur a boring bastard, sorry. thats it.

Orc · 03-30-2013, 09:34 AM

i ran into the front of my house when i was 8 and broke my nose

Witty · 03-30-2013, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

U ever wonder why u barely get a 1 line response from me? ur a boring bastard, sorry. thats it.

Lmao somebody getting cranky. Yo, you spoke to me first though....stop craving attention.

I hope we can still be friends.

Ghost1 · 03-30-2013, 11:03 AM

Lol@orc

I had my nose broke at a baseball game when i was like 12....had box seats, ball bounced off the dug out....BAM. my nose was leaking like a faucet.....had 2 black eyes an broke my nose.....an my mom was trynna force my head back but i had just taken a bite of a hot dog so i started to choke on the hotdog too. Was awful.

Orc · 03-30-2013, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Lol@orc

I had my nose broke at a baseball game when i was like 12....had box seats, ball bounced off the dug out....BAM. my nose was leaking like a faucet.....had 2 black eyes an broke my nose.....an my mom was trynna force my head back but i had just taken a bite of a hot dog so i started to choke on the hotdog too. Was awful.

hahaha

i broke my ankle before playing football and i start crying and my mom was like stop crying grow up and keep playing so i did limp around the pitch for the last 10 minutes. got home the shit was like a balloon lmao. i had that over her for a long time guilt tripping the fuck outa it. 'hey mom can u lend me money? no? remember that time i broke my ankle........ thought so.'

Objective · 03-30-2013, 01:52 PM

@Bags: Consider yourself lucky, this could have been you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...meteorite.html

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-30-2013, 02:14 PM

No broken bones or anything like that

ill nik-A · 03-30-2013, 02:32 PM

@Bags pm box is full

Vulgar · 03-30-2013, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Objective

@Bags: Consider yourself lucky, this could have been you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...meteorite.html

Wow that guy looked just like FLOW KANVAS.

Fart · 03-30-2013, 02:43 PM

Lol'd @ the towel rack
Same thing happened to me, but I didn't land on my eye I landed on my fuckin nose

03-29-2013, 08:56 PM	#24
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Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Lol'd @ the towel rack Same thing happened to me, but I didn't land on my eye I landed on my fuckin nose __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

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