fell out the shower....reached for the towel rack....it snapped in 2....landed on my
 

James flores

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Dead at landed on my James Flores.

you white people, so clumsy. Thread title sounded like a scene from Final Destination. Watch out nigga

shintzy ass towel rack snapped like a toothpick, smh

It looks like a fishes mouth.

you're greying

Lol....been.

holy shit how old are you bags? you're not pushing destroyer are you?

Well I hope get well:(

lmfao. shoulda seen my face after I face planted. you'll have a lil scar, it looks like.

damn son. I was too hammered at one point, tripped and slammed face first into the tub, got a scar on the inside of my cheek now

I split my head open when I was two and there was so much blood my mother wouldn't come near me because she thought I was dead....at least that's was her excuse, I think she just hates me....my neighbor was the person who helped me. Got my head stapled, remember nothing...cuz I was two.

I'm currently suing my mother for negligence.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

Hello, I see you're looking for some attention, I am happy to oblige.

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What's a James Flores though?

We used to have this marble entry way leading into the family room.. It had a step.. my sister tripped and cracked her forehead on it when she was 2-3 one morning. She ran into my mom's room gushing blood screaming bloody murder. My mom damn near passed out.. She still has a Lil scar.

Shut the fuck up

witty witty

Oh I see what you did, you saw that my name was witty and you thought that the right direction to go in would be to imply that though I am called witty I am ironically not witty. And instead of just saying that outright you thought it would be funnier and wittier if you simply said my name twice.

That's what you did. Ironically only proving yourself to not be witty by doing something everyone does at some stage when speaking to me, something that is literally the first insult anyone thinks up for me. You disappoint me.

Ethereal