help me charge up my jerk-off crystal

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

I imagine if you defeat the CL ad poster in masturbatory combat, he must relinquish the crystal to you.*










*fun facts about this post

I spelled, "relinquish" right on my first try

spell check tells me, "masturbatory" is an actual word.

What would this combat consist off? We talking speed demon... Distantce drop ... Overall consistently ... Dry of lubed for seperate events ... And who is the panel of judges... Howard stern ?

Is their a summer and winter event like the jack off Olympics?