What would your pornstar name be?

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Certain

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

Lmaooooooooo