CYPHER SERIES - Round 1 (ITT)

[Bender]

Metts can’t swing his arms to smack me ‘cause he’s so fat
His profile pic is missing a red flannel and……Aunt Jackie and Roseanne
His moniker is the 40 cal. Ripken? Or is the scale just tippin’?
cuz I would say its more fitting to call him the “4000 calorie eating dipshit with bitch tits”