Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime?

Fig · 10-10-2013, 10:58 PM

Super serious. For science.

I say poops.

Neighbor · 10-10-2013, 10:58 PM

Boners ftw

PancakeBrah · 10-10-2013, 10:59 PM

Boners.

I keep track.

I enjoy each thoroughly.

I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake.

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:00 PM

Do semi's count?

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff

Do semi's count?

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

Anjahl · 10-10-2013, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

I have a hard time standing up without a boner...

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:03 PM

okay, but guise

think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9
at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average)
and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime

#scienceftw

Split · 10-10-2013, 11:07 PM

Morning wood is a thing. No one here wakes up to a bed full of morning shit. Well, possibly Des

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:07 PM

The ole tuck under ur belt n fuck ur belly button technique bro. The world will never know

Dominate · 10-10-2013, 11:11 PM

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Rawn MD · 10-11-2013, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominate

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Qfe

anime_boners · 10-11-2013, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominate

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

Fart · 10-11-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

Infants can get boners though..

........................................what

Fig · 10-11-2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

Infants can get boners though..

but also, I turd it up like 2 times a day... so Iono.. it is very close..

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

Certain · 10-11-2013, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

It's actually the breast pump infomercials.

Malachi · 10-11-2013, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

Yeah like, once a month maybe if it's midnight and those girl gone wild commercials are on

This brought me back

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:11 PM

I personally jam it inwards until it looks like a black mans navel

LOL

but seriously, poops, guys. I'd take an afterschool dookie over morning wood any day

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:13 PM

U guys take two shits a day? Loose booty ass niggas

Split · 10-10-2013, 11:14 PM

university food is vicious

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:16 PM

lol has anyone ever takin a colon cleanse pill? Rofllllll alien poop on deckkkkkk

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime? Super serious. For science. I say poops. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Boners. I keep track. I enjoy each thoroughly. I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	okay, but guise think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9 at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average) and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime #scienceftw __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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