rhymes in advertising

Pharaohs Army · 08-05-2015, 10:53 PM

nothing new but I am noticing them more now.

"nationwide is on your side".

there was also another insurance company... i wish i could remember the entire phrase, but it was like "_______________ every time you need it."

and the first part definitely rhymed with "every time you need it".

Breath-Rite nasal strips has by far the best tho, because it is not a perfect rhyme (thereby perfect in my book)

"are you a Sound Sleeper, or a mouth-breather?"

that one turns me on, mentally.

i'm sure there's plenty more out there.

UnbornBuddha · 08-05-2015, 11:41 PM

lol. Your a curious fellow.

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by UnbornBuddha

lol. Your a curious fellow.

really?i thought evry1 felt this way. lol

Mr. J · 08-06-2015, 02:21 AM

Broaden your horizon & switch to Verizon

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:30 AM

YES J good one

Between the nationwide, breath-rite, and verizon, I'm already rapping (putting a little bit of hesitation/syncopation)

sral · 08-06-2015, 05:37 AM

someone tell diode to up the file size limit on attachments yo

I could upload them to an outside site but I'm at work

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Your file of 136.8 KB bytes exceeds the forum's limit of 97.7 KB for this filetype.

I'd amaze Pharoah at this game, me and MMLP play it and send each other texts or w/e if we spot them

we call em EDM's (Every Day Multies)

sral · 08-06-2015, 05:39 AM

lmao basically I've got pics on my phone of ones I've saw

a sign outside a cafe saying "tea for two/me and you"

there was a great one at a store called Holland and Barrett and underneath as a slogan it had "Pop In and Grab It"

that shits epic

The BEST ever though was on a marks and Spencer's own food range and it had

ITALIAN CHOPPED TOMATOES with BASIL AND OREGANO

multi game for days

insane spot

sral · 08-06-2015, 05:41 AM

lmao I won't reveal my bosses name here for obv reasons but my bosses name is also a perfect multi of the place I work too

rap battles ruined my life

dull boy · 08-06-2015, 06:12 AM

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

Amen. · 08-06-2015, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

lol I was thinkin the same shit tho haha

same for pop in and grab it

doesn't rhyme

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 12:19 PM

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano

holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 12:20 PM

risk your cash
to build the biggest stash

i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:04 PM

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers,
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit.
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

sral · 08-06-2015, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

sral · 08-06-2015, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano

holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

GROWN FOR US by farmers we KNOW AND TRUST

was the multi to the butternut squash ish

ABERDEEN / ANGUS BEEF was the other

I literally do this shit all the time tbh

I thought I must be autistic or some shit so I was pretty glad it wasn't just me lmaooo

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:03 AM

lmao god tier British accent maybe?

I'll record a vid of me saying it

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:12 AM

This is a harder one to find:

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:14 AM

Hard:

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:16 AM

Holland and Barratt/Pop in and Grab It:

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:18 AM

Pretty easy:

08-05-2015, 10:53 PM	#1
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	rhymes in advertising nothing new but I am noticing them more now. "nationwide is on your side". there was also another insurance company... i wish i could remember the entire phrase, but it was like "_______________ every time you need it." and the first part definitely rhymed with "every time you need it". Breath-Rite nasal strips has by far the best tho, because it is not a perfect rhyme (thereby perfect in my book) "are you a Sound Sleeper, or a mouth-breather?" that one turns me on, mentally. i'm sure there's plenty more out there.

08-06-2015, 02:21 AM	#4
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08-06-2015, 05:37 AM	#6
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	someone tell diode to up the file size limit on attachments yo I could upload them to an outside site but I'm at work image.jpg: Your file of 136.8 KB bytes exceeds the forum's limit of 97.7 KB for this filetype. I'd amaze Pharoah at this game, me and MMLP play it and send each other texts or w/e if we spot them we call em EDM's (Every Day Multies) __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

08-06-2015, 05:39 AM	#7
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao basically I've got pics on my phone of ones I've saw a sign outside a cafe saying "tea for two/me and you" there was a great one at a store called Holland and Barrett and underneath as a slogan it had "Pop In and Grab It" that shits epic The BEST ever though was on a marks and Spencer's own food range and it had ITALIAN CHOPPED TOMATOES with BASIL AND OREGANO multi game for days insane spot __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

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UnbornBuddha Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,008 Battle Record: 23-10 Champed - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 5 Rep Power: 23856379	lol. Your a curious fellow.

08-06-2015, 02:30 AM	#5
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	YES J good one Between the nationwide, breath-rite, and verizon, I'm already rapping (putting a little bit of hesitation/syncopation)

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dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

08-06-2015, 12:20 PM	#12
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	risk your cash to build the biggest stash i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

08-06-2015, 02:04 PM	#13
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet. then i got in a car crash. but nationwide? was on my side. ..broke my nose though. so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather. my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers, we know n trust& I'm Like Timex.. i take a licking but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping, 'specially @Holland&Barrett ..i Pop in&grab it cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit. i'm a "wap" i like spaghetti- wth salad Italian. chopped. tomatoes, with bazul. 'n array-gunno. ..it's nice, cuz it's cheap. my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep. so i went from AT&T, to Verizon. to broaden my horizons. plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back. people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That? Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 08-06-2015 at 02:07 PM.

08-06-2015, 07:03 AM	#16
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao god tier British accent maybe? I'll record a vid of me saying it __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)