Chicken Scratch On A Denny's Napkin

[ACTIVATE SELF]

My Cinderella danced barefoot
over broken glass
As Humpty Dumpty seeped eggnog
from his opened head,
while the frog turned prince was asleep
When he croaked in bed
I hope, he at least, found peace
with his troubled past.
"... see, there's a Beauty in the Beast,
he just needs a bath",
Said the Big Bad Wolf
to his ethics class.
Look
Captin Hook sent a message in a bottle
that I never read
and now it's lost, boy
.. ala Peter Pan.
Yo, I'm a snobbish alcoholic
I like my mascoto red
and huffing oxygen
is carci°no°genic
when you're Aquaman
Nah ...
I'm really just a comic
that forgot to laugh
and that's a lazy entendre
for my fans and Stans.
GOTdamn, man,
I think I need a Hand
and a standing ovation
for my favorite band.
Saw John Snow getting toasty
in the South of France
while I stood upon the Mountain top
and surveyed the land.
It's crazy, fam ...
How everyone's a critic of my dope,
guess I'm Breaking Bad ...
I'm so HBO when I post,
-- that's no basic plan ...
I let the drac-o blow
like Sopranos
at tomato stands
I'm Marlon Brando with a 'fro
and a Native tan
"I sent a Wire to ya folks
... it's like 80 grand
and told Proposition Joe
what he didn't know
about the Method Man"
I roll with Marlo smokin Marlboros
in an ambulance
and keep a bando full of bones
for the voodoo jam!
... my hoodoo can ...
make u hoola hoop through
A ring of fire in the Zulu sands
An ancient empire that was too adavanced
For modern-day humans
and their stupid Klans
"Excuse me, Pam.
I think I use to be your lover
in another life
and Bruh Man was the husband
of your uncle's blood cousin's wife"
So fuck yo baggage
I got luggage
and my shit is twice
the life time supply
they allow on flights
I lug this ball and chain
like a symbol of my pride
a simple sigil
meant to visualize
that I ain't livin' right!

... and so I type.