Chicken Scratch On A Denny's Napkin
 

My Cinderella danced barefoot
over broken glass
As Humpty Dumpty seeped eggnog
from his opened head,
while the frog turned prince was asleep
When he croaked in bed
I hope, he at least, found peace
with his troubled past.
"... see, there's a Beauty in the Beast,
he just needs a bath",
Said the Big Bad Wolf
to his ethics class.
Look
Captin Hook sent a message in a bottle
that I never read
and now it's lost, boy
.. ala Peter Pan.
Yo, I'm a snobbish alcoholic
I like my mascoto red
and huffing oxygen
is carci°no°genic
when you're Aquaman
Nah ...
I'm really just a comic
that forgot to laugh
and that's a lazy entendre
for my fans and Stans.
GOTdamn, man,
I think I need a Hand
and a standing ovation
for my favorite band.
Saw John Snow getting toasty
in the South of France
while I stood upon the Mountain top
and surveyed the land.
It's crazy, fam ...
How everyone's a critic of my dope,
guess I'm Breaking Bad ...
I'm so HBO when I post,
-- that's no basic plan ...
I let the drac-o blow
like Sopranos
at tomato stands
I'm Marlon Brando with a 'fro
and a Native tan
"I sent a Wire to ya folks
... it's like 80 grand
and told Proposition Joe
what he didn't know
about the Method Man"
I roll with Marlo smokin Marlboros
in an ambulance
and keep a bando full of bones
for the voodoo jam!
... my hoodoo can ...
make u hoola hoop through
A ring of fire in the Zulu sands
An ancient empire that was too adavanced
For modern-day humans
and their stupid Klans
"Excuse me, Pam.
I think I use to be your lover
in another life
and Bruh Man was the husband
of your uncle's blood cousin's wife"
So fuck yo baggage
I got luggage
and my shit is twice
the life time supply
they allow on flights
I lug this ball and chain
like a symbol of my pride
a simple sigil
meant to visualize
that I ain't livin' right!

... and so I type.

Damn this was long as holy hell. But I read every damn word. And honestly wasn't that long. The fairy tale section was dope but GOT to Method Man section was hot fire dylan. "Excuse me Pam...."lol

Dope read. Do the kids still say dope?

Thanks, Killa. Appreciate that.

And yeah, man. Dope is still relevant...I think. Lol.

This was nifty.

Mucho gracias señor.

1x

very smooth

Replying to every response and bumping your piece.

Shame is lost.

Meanwhile, 75% of my total post count consist of nothing but feedback in both the OM and AWOL. So yeah I bump my shit or drop a lot, but unlike so many others, I also give FAR FAR more than I ever recieve in return. But somehow this becomes a topic of discussion more so than that. lol. Shame on you, Pan. Shame on you indeed, sir.