NC COURT PROCEEDINGS: ALL RISE, (DEFENDANTS IN CASE: FIGGLES, SRAL, THE MUZZL3)

[big baby]

PancakeBrah: All rise.


*ALL RISE*

Department One of the Superior Netcees 2.0 Courtatron featuring Mustachia the fifth and Heralded BB is now in session.
JUDGE BB DA BB:. Please be seated.
JUDGE BB DA BB: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Calling the case of the
People of the SUPERIOR NETCEES 2.0 COURTATRON, Are
both sides ready?
District Attorney: Ready for the People, Your Honor.
Public Defender: Ready for the defense, Your Honor
JUDGE BB DA BB: Will the clerk please swear in the jury?
Clerk: Will the jury please stand and raise your right hand? [Wait for
everyone to stand.] Do each of you swear that you will fairly try the
case before this Netcees 2.0 court of mustachia the fifth, and that you will return a true verdict according to
the evidence and the instructions of the court, so help you, God? Please
say “I do”.

NETCEES 2.0: I DO

JUDGE BB DA BB: You may be seated.

JUDGE BB DA BB: @Moe Jetts @Bags @PancakeBrah, WE WILL FIRST AND FORMALLY START WITH @Figgles, YOUNG MEXICAN'T OF NETCEES 2.0 IS BEING CHARGED WITH EXTREME FAGGOTRY BY THE COUNCIL @Moe Jetts, WE ARE HERE TO RESOLVE THE MATTER AT HAND AND I WILL DO THAT, SHORTLY. AFTERWARDS WE WILL RESOLVE THE MATTER CONSIDERING OUR RESIDENT FLASHER CONSTITUENT KNOWN AS THE "TINY PEEN" FLASHER, AKA BRIT BLISTER, AKA LONDON SMALLS AKA WOMANCHESTER AKA "LARS AS SMALL AS MARS" HUGHES, AKA TEENY WEENY AKA BRIT BLISTER THE SIX INCHER, ANY OTHER KNOWN ALIASES WILL BE REGARDED IN THE STATEMENT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

@Figgles YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH FAGGOTRY FOR i HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF, WILL ANYBODY MIND EXPLAINING TO ME WHY THE THREE DAY JAIL SENTENCE IS SUFFICIENT, STARTING WITH YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR REPRESENTATIVES OR REPRESENTATIVES OF THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT?

[big baby]

NEXT DUE TO THE POPULARITY AND CASE SIZE OF THE NEXT DEFENDANT (SRAL) BUT IRONICALLY THE TINY STATURE OF THE OBJECT INVOLVED, WE WILL BE ADDRESSING THAT MATTER NEXT.

[big baby]

ALSO DUE TO THE UNRIVALED FAGGOTRY INVOLVING MUZZLE AND HIS IMAGINARY CONSTITUENTS HE WILL BE REGARDED A HIGH PROFILE CASE IN THE FOLLOWING PROCEEDINGS, IF FOUND GUILTY HE COULD SPEND MORE THAN THE REQUIRED AMOUNT IN JAIL TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HES DONE.


I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND: IF MUZZLE IS SENTENCED HE IS TO WRITE A 500 WORD ESSAY, NO 650 WORD ESSAY ON WHY HE HATES RESIDENT NETCEES 2.0 COURT REPRESENTATIVE @Bags OR HE CONSIDERS HIM A EGOTISTICAL BITCH. IF HE DOES NOT COMPLY A PROCEEDING OF A TEMPORARY *BAN* WILL TAKE PLACE WITH OTHER EXTRA CURRICULAR PUNISHMENTS


AS HE IS PROBABLY MOST LIKELY TO BE PUNISHED, IM ALREADY PREPARING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF ATTENTION AND NETCEES 13:50 TAX PAYER DOLLARS TO SUFFICIENTLY LOCK THIS HEATHEN UP, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY


DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD

[Ghost1]

Its gonna be a long week.

There is much to be addressed.

I will address the court in the morning.

Until then ... may cancer enter the muzzles bones and aids infect his first born son.

Please accept this as a small bit of discovery i will be offering the muzzles counsel.

[Fig]

I am gay and like dick in my butt. Lock me up and swallow the key. Then shit said key out into my mother's box, where it will grow into a beautiful brother for me.eeeee

[Fig]

I'll rape muzzle in jail. Not too worried about Lars, with his little cock and what not

[Fig]

Get on with it faggot. This is how I've always wanted to go out. With a hard on and stank breath.

[Diode]

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Diode

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

You obviously did not see my last thread

As I said, I am a faggot and deserve to be punished. But I want Joe Metts to give me a personal punishing. Something disgraceful. Something gross.

Edit: gummy worm butt. I need the Magenta donut from Joe. It's the only way

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Diode

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

SUSTAINED. THE COURT WILL TAKE A QUICK 24 HOUR RECESS TO GATHER THOUGHTS.


HOWEVER THE THREAD WILL BE OPEN FOR FURTHER COMMENTARY

THE COURT IS NOW MOTIONING TOWARDS A @Moe Jetts TESTIMONY OR THE CHARGES WILL BE DROPPED.



UNTIL THEN, WE ARE IN RECESS.

THE COURT IS ADJOURNED

[Fig]

*runs up to judge and puts mallet in butt*

[theMuzzl3]

Do I get to stand on trial and hold my right hand up and swear to the Holy Book of Netcees, and give my defense? If so, "I DO".

If jail time is what I deserve, I accept it.

But, I would like a chance to plead against all specific cases of wrong doing or "faggottry" as you put it. May the prosecutors place me and other witnesses on the stand, and my lawyer will promptly question them & question myself, while I'm on the stand.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3

Do I get to stand on trial and hold my right hand up and swear to the Holy Book of Netcees, and give my defense? If so, "I DO".

If jail time is what I deserve, I accept it.

But, I would like a chance to plead against all specific cases of wrong doing or "faggottry" as you put it. May the prosecutors place me and other witnesses on the stand, and my lawyer will promptly question them & question myself, while I'm on the stand.

I'm cummin for you muzz

[Moe Jetts]

This case is cut and dry. The man somehow received a penis picture from another and then proceeded to upload and post. The nature in which he received the pic has to be assumed worse case scenario considering he has a gay uncle that tried to fuck him. NC will now be forced to believe he was raped in the ass and mouth by said uncle. The man made a HUGE mistake or tiny one (lol @ lars) depending on how you view it. Minimum 3 days isn't what I am seeking. I am seeking a 7 day sentence with a chance of being paroled after 4 days with a mandatory post in each day he is imprisoned. The post must include a real life gay bashing story he has participated in IRL.


THE COURT WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH LARS ON THEIR OWN AS MY ONLY SUGGESTION IS LIFETIME BAN OR AT THE VERY MINIMUM A MONTH BAN WITH A YEAR OF ADMINISTRATIVE MICRO MANAGEMENT OF HIS POST. ALL HIS POSTS MUST BE REVIEWED ONLY IF A MODERATOR IS AWARE AND ACCEPTING OF THE FACT THEY MIGHT GET AN EYEFUL OF A WEIRD TINY DICK AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.


Peace out my niggas.

[Certain]

If the honorable @JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.

Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Moe Jetts]

Watching women mush their vaginas together will not save this young man.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Moe Jetts

This case is cut and dry. The man somehow received a penis picture from another and then proceeded to upload and post. The nature in which he received the pic has to be assumed worse case scenario considering he has a gay uncle that tried to fuck him. NC will now be forced to believe he was raped in the ass and mouth by said uncle. The man made a HUGE mistake or tiny one (lol @ lars) depending on how you view it. Minimum 3 days isn't what I am seeking. I am seeking a 7 day sentence with a chance of being paroled after 4 days with a mandatory post in each day he is imprisoned. The post must include a real life gay bashing story he has participated in IRL.


THE COURT WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH LARS ON THEIR OWN AS MY ONLY SUGGESTION IS LIFETIME BAN OR AT THE VERY MINIMUM A MONTH BAN WITH A YEAR OF ADMINISTRATIVE MICRO MANAGEMENT OF HIS POST. ALL HIS POSTS MUST BE REVIEWED ONLY IF A MODERATOR IS AWARE AND ACCEPTING OF THE FACT THEY MIGHT GET AN EYEFUL OF A WEIRD TINY DICK AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.


Peace out my niggas.

I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR FINDINGS IN THE CASE OF NETCEES STATE VS FIGGLES FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE. IT SEEMS PERHAPS THE STATE IS OFFENDED BY THE OBSCENE TINY LITTLE TIDBITS OF BORDERLINE MIDGET PORNOGRAPHY BY MEMBER KNOWN AS @sraL. GIVEN THE AGE OF FIGGLES (18) HE IS NO LONGER BOUND BY LITTLE BABY LAWS AND WILL BE TRIALED AS AN ADULT.


GIVEN THE TINY PENIS, I WILL DECREE A JAILING SENTENCE TO REACH BUT NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF TINY PENIS TRANSLATED INTO DAYS



GIVEN THE ACCURATE MEASURES PRESENTED TO ME BY THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE COURT WE HAVE ASSESSED THAT THIS PIECE OF GENATALIA IS ROUGHLY 2 1/2 INCHES IN LENGTH.

WE'VE REVIEWED YOUR NOTION OF 7 DAYS AND HAVE OSTENSIBLY LAUGHED AT THE NOTION THAT YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT @sraL PACKS A MEMBER EVEN REMOTLY CLOSE, THOUGH SINCE THIS ISN'T THE METRIC SYSTEM, WE ASSUME YOU MAY HAVE INSINUATED 7 CENTIMETERS, WHICH IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT A BIT EXCESS.

ON THE COUNTS OF FAGGOTRY BY FIGGLES, HE IS FOUND: GUILTY AND IS PUNISHED TO 4 DAYS IN JAIL (WORKING BETWEEN 7 DAYS ASSUMED AND 2 1/2 INCHES OF @sraL TINY TINNER)

WEVE REVIEWED THE SECOND PLEA OF YOUR CASE, REGARDING THE MATTER OF THE PAROLE AND IT IS GRANTED. FIGGLES, FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE WILL HAVE A 4 DAY PAROLE PERIOD AFTER THE INITIAL 4 DAYS IN JAIL, WHERE ALL MEMBERS WILL ACT AS A REHABILITATION CENTER FOR HIS IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG DICK LADEN MIND.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THREE COUNTS OF DICK POSTING AND BACK TO BACK QUINTUPLE POSTS, THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE THREE HOURS IN JAIL FOR THIS OFFENSE.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THE DEMARCATION OF INSANITY AND ZANY, WHERE THE DEFENDANT @Figgles HAS PURPOSELY WITH NO LOLS-AGREEMENT CONJURE UP TINY PENIS JPEGS, HE IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE 3 HOURS IN JAIL FOR THAT.

IN THE MOTION OF GAY BASHING, JUDGE BBDENIES THIS AS IT IS CONSIDERED HATEFUL AND WILL HINDER THE PROCESS OF REHABILITATION AND FURTHER FUEL THE HATE REGION IN HIS BRAIN WHICH CAN INTERFERE WITH HIS REHABILITATION. I AM DOING THIS ON SOUND ADVICE FROM @Certain AND @Bags.

Originally Posted by Certain

If the honorable @JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.

Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

ADDRESSING THE ISSUE WITH @Certain, I GRANT THE NAME CHANGE FROM FIGGLES TO FIGURATIVE AND HAVE A BLOCK OF 69 DAYS OF A NAME CHANGE. 69 BEING SYMBOLIC OF THE POPULAR MAINSTREAM FELLATIO FETISH. IN THIS TIME FIGGLES WILL BE REFERRED TO AS FIGURATIVE. GRANTED.



IN ADDRESSING THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY, I WILL LEAVE THAT UP TO A GRAND JURY OF NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT CONSTITUENTS, ON GROUNDS SOMETHING REASONABLE, YET SHAMEFULLY HILARIOUS CAN BE FOUND ON EVEN GROUNDS TO REHABILITATE THIS TROUBLED, YOUNG MEXICAN BROWNIE.


@Moe Jetts, ALTHOUGH OUT OF LINE, DID POSE A THOUGHT PROVOKING COMMENT. VAGINA MUSHING WON'T SUFFICE, WHILE THE GRAND JURY DECIDES WHAT SORT OF BRAINWASHING @FIGURATIVE WILL OCCUR, HE IS SENTENCED TO WRITE A 100 WORD ESSAY ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH @theMuzzl3S WIFE, AS HE IS THE OTHER CASE IN THIS THREE CASE, DOUBLE SMACK RULING.


COURT IS ADJOURNED. RECESS

[big baby]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING TO AGGREGATE IN THE CASE OF THE NETCEES STATE VS FIGGLES v.341 TO PERHAPS IRREVOCABLY CHANGE THE PROCEEDINGS WE HAVE ALL WITNESSED HERE TODAY?

[big baby]

THESE FINDINGS ARE TEMPORARY UNTIL WE HEAR FROM ATLEAST (1) OTHER CONSTITUENT KNOWN AS @Bags AKA BAGATRON. PROCEEDINGS WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER HIS TESTIMONY.


ANY OTHER TESTIMONIES WILL BE WELCOME AT THIS TIME.


SHALL 1.) @Bags NOT TESTIFY HE WILL FACE A STRICT RULING IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. HE WILL ALSO HAVE HIS AVATAR REPLACED WITH THE PICTURE WE WILL NOW REFER TO AS "BRITTLE"

Anyone else not loling?