Diss to Mr. Bish Chross of the Hiami Meat

[namix]

if LeBron’s Batman, Wade’s Robin and, who’s the other guy?
Bosh sooo bitch the kid would probably go by Robin with a y!
i know this is no forum to roast Chris; yo dudes, I mean it…
good thing our mods are quicker wit the post moves than he is.

the third-or-fourth star on a team really aint gettin any fame..
if Bosh was entitled to any title…… it’d be Mrs. Lebron James.
when I first saw that vid of LBJ at the parade, duckin on rooftops;
I was hopin there was a lesser reported story that you dropped.
I always looked up to him, but you know I aint talkin bout respect;
I just don’t wanna miss jack the giant slayer crawlin down his neck!
the excitement of dry paint, the substance of space in a beaker;
even in a vacuum, that tube carries weight he cant match either.
The kid takes it hole to hole about as fast as a great caddy
With the mass rivaling that of a Catholics on saint paddy’s!

act a foul, then debate aloud or save it while layin around;
judgin by ya jump, ya got ups; but by ya face, ya got downs!
but let’s see the glass as half full, I think that’s his better half…
if I could end with a single point: I’d one-up his game 7 stats.

[namix]

does anybody else have an unprompted, unnecessary and seemingly unending distaste for Chris Bosh?


i have no real reason to dislike him, or why he just seems so soft. maybe its because he makes me think of canada, which makes me think of the french..

who knows, but yea, who's on the 'i dont like bosh for pretty much no reason' bandwagon?

[Mike Wrecka]

hahaha this was pretty dope. bosh sucks now. he was a hell of a player on the raptors though

Lold at bosh sucks now

[Certain]

The Boshtrich replies ...

Kiss the rings, bitch. Let me bring it in English:
My shot from the top of the key frees up swingmen.
So no, I'm not copping a plea for my scoreless finish.
Chewing me out?
My diamonds get caught in your teeth like corn and spinach.
I'm a two-time champ, eight-time All-Star and gold med'list.
Trophy case growing faster than LeBron's forehead is.
My neck is long to fit all the chains I can buy.
Don't call me Robyn. I prefer Mr. $17.5.
That's millions, son, as in how much I cash in a year.
I'm a max player; you're shopping at T.J. Maxx's for gear.
The Heat wanted me for a reason, for seasons I've been important.
I was the best in Canada. You were filling your fat face with Tim Horton's.
Plus with Wade's knees and James' hair, I'm the only one not aging yet.
As for this last brag, well, meet Adrienne:

[Mike Wrecka]

Originally Posted by Meth

Lold at bosh sucks now

he's a big that cant rebound or defend. he has no post presence and shoots jump shots from the top of the key. he is Bargnani without the shooting touch.

[Mike Wrecka]

post those verses in the BA and let people vote on them

[Hush]

V bosh

[ill nik-A]

I don't know man, he was big in some stretches... But haters gonna hate, 2x time champ

[namix]

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

I don't know man, he was big in some stretches... But haters gonna hate, 2x time champ

i guess man, its no hating on your heat though for the record... clearly LBJ and wade alone are a dope foundation -- but even with a smaller sample size, king clutch ray and the shoeless buzz-killer miller came up bigger to me lol

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by namix

i know this is no forum to roast Chris; yo dudes, I mean it…
good thing our mods are quicker wit the post moves than he is.

Originally Posted by Certain Serpent

I'm a two-time champ, eight-time All-Star and gold med'list.
Trophy case growing faster than LeBron's forehead is.

lmaoooooo dope

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

he's a big that cant rebound or defend. he has no post presence and shoots jump shots from the top of the key. he is Bargnani without the shooting touch.

The bold is wrong as wrong gets.

This was funny and dope, though. And I like Bosh.

[namix]

thanks fellas