LOLLLL ROAST OF FAUX REAL AKA EDWARD HOARDTON, EARL OF UNROFLZ. WHATTA FAGGOTT

[Split]

LOOKIN LIKE HE APPLIED INSTAGRAM'S PSORIASIS FILTER TO BE MORE RAW

LOOKNI LIKE WITTY STARTED GUZZLING COCKS FOR VAGICIL AND BRUSHING HIS TEETH WITH PAISLEY TOOTHPASTE

HAS THE SEXUAL APPEAL OF AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE

CLEAR SYMPTOMS OF RAWNHANDITIS PRESENT, ITS GENE IS THE ONLY DOMINANT THING IN HIS BODY