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That is all.
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96 view thread, 59 by ill nik-a.
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You mustve seen my strikta is a faggot thread. No point wasting a good thread title/content formula.
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I disagree. But it does make sense since people are born gay
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Big dick swinging by my ankles like an elephant tail
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This nigga tries so hard
Thinks he's dope cuz he flows well, substance is ass... Maybe if he figures out that rhyming to rhyme means nothing, maybe if u make sense with it ull get better Poor schmuck
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Nik's man poems blow rhino ass
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That's fine but u all go out your way
I take minutes writing those and I'm content that they make sense
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They make sense, and I'm content with that.
I'm content with making sense. Making sense is my goal. That's a lofty aspiration, sir, and for the most part I'd say you succeeded. The irony I think you're failing to realize, and reason for all the 'lol' in your open mic thread is because it's you attempting to write in a style you claim is gay/emo/wack/man poem-ish. On top of that, it's laughably terrible. Sounds like something Deadman wrote in Kindergarten. Sounds like I had a lobotomy, forgot how to write, listened to nothing but Laurie Berkner for a year and then decided to show everyone how deep I wish I were. It's not even about you being deep, either. Your thought process and wording is literally elementary. It's funny, because I know that you, being stupid, can't see it. Which makes it even funnier lol |
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This thread makes me sad.
Y nik? :(
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All of my rhymes take 0.003 seconds so fuck you all that's how little I care
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Pick a topic and I will slam u to the ground Till then stay with ur morbid I wish I was someone people liked ways Ure a faggot, I own u, everytime I post u follow me around like an angry groupie Your thought process of life is elementary, go out and have fun, maybe u can be human You're a piece of shit.
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Nik is really swell at writing shit man poems.
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Me: your open mic showed how elementary your thought process is.
Nik: Nu uh, YOU'RE A PIECE OF POOPEE! |
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Nik vs. Dull would be a great topical read if both gave %100.
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Arguing over man poems is worst than writing them
bAm Thread roasted
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