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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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There's a black dude walking toward the front door. I'm in line buying ice coffee, chips and 3 of those $1 elephant /turtle bracelets. This nigga looks at me like he's sizing me up and shit. I don't pay it any mind, instead I purchase my shit, walk out to the truck, crank the engine, grab my cigs, light them and smoke in front of the store like anybody else not in a rush would do. I look inside the windows, and see him in line just staring at me. I figure it's too early to deal with someone who's high, so I put my cigarette out, hop in the cab and turn on the radio. My window was down slightly. Anyway, as I'm finding the station I'm about to rock while on the way to the first job, this nigga comes rushing out and makes a b-line toward the truck. I'm watching from my peripherals and clinching my jaw so this dude won't sleep me if he was about that life. He starts reaching for his pocket mid gait, pulls out something white and with his arm extended finishes the last 6 steps towards the truck. I'm facing him fully at this point, and I see it's a business card.
He slips it through the window, and this nigga was a Barber. From the outside of the window he's telling me that he Needs to cut my hair, and will do a razor edge up on my beard for 10 bucks. I bust out laughing 'cause this morning I'm in my bathroom mirror convincing myself I can go one more day looking the way I do. I continued laughing, and peeled the Fuck off. I check the rear view and he's watching me drive away while shaking his head "no." Shit slayed me to find out that I actually couldn't get away with another day. Anybody got a similar story of serendipity?
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Lololol
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U taxi my g ?
Good shit
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Lmao good shit here
Nigga was giving you the "nigga you gone get this cut" look. |
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^bahaha
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Get a cut brah I can't go more thank a week without one I go crazy
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LOL
I lold at the very end @ he was just shaking his head no Hahaha |
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Lol the dude that does my tats does my fades too. I throw him 5 bucks for doing it usually, over the winter I said fuck it an let my hair grow cuz it was cold as fuck. Well I ended up getting a flat near his crib so he came an picked me up waiting for the tow truck since I ain't have a spare.
So we just chilling watching random YouTube shit an he's showing off his new guns an tat equipment when he gets up to take a piss. He walks back in pulls some jackass Steve o shit an just quick buzzes the back of my head an said bruh I couldn't stand that long ass hair , broke or not I'm cutting that shit. lol gotta free hair cut outta it #shaggylyfe
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Ha.
I got a nigga roun the way cut my shit for me EvenMade me a drink to sip on while he wasat work 10$ My nigga Preme N.o alchys make the best drinks. Just stealthlike fuckin assasin swill
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Lmao @ Yung nigga move dat comb
Nobody around here will do a head and beard for 10 bucks. That nigga passionately felt I was in need andhe was compelled as fuck to help me.
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Lmfao, nah. I'm a canine handler for a legit bed bug company. My dog was in the passenger seat watching it all go down.
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Canine handler for bed bug company?
Thefucck I don get it
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Dead at ydks 5 dollar quick cuts
It shows
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lmao he probably would have said the same shit to me right now, I need a cut bad.
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Now I do.
I didnt know dogs were trained to locate bed bugs Never had that problem considering I dont smell like kettle cooked ass
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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yeah, i didn't know they could find bugs either, not until i found myself sitting in the office interviewing for the position.
i hope you sober up gently.
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Good looks.
But yeah thats cool. Obscure as hell but interesting nevertheless
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