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Old 06-01-2013, 03:38 PM   #1
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Hey yo Check Terrorized creatures already died in their minds before I even hold the microphone, coughing out persistence to reverse the unnatural reign of Chemistry, Jessica Thee Queen of Physics. Swallowed agaric acid mixed with alcohol to stimulate my scientific side of my brain

This ain't no Big Bang Theory but I possess the minds of a scientist giving new meaning to rap, I make Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein look like fools when I decipher Geophysics, Astrophysics and Astronomy, this shit aint no rocket science but pure physics, glycol dinitrate flows too explosive than nuclear bombs planted in Dc Washington Buildings, My tongue consist of all elements on the periodic table hence I bring solid intelligence, making male emcee lose their equilibrium whenever they read my verses.

I crack brains when I spit knowledge while I give vitamins to chemistry,physiology and pathology, even the activation energy can't absorb my kinetic energy endothermically, though exorthemically I release deadly molecules and compouds of mass destruction, I am too intelligent, crack a scientific joke and laugh alone because you idiots won't get it. Jessica is that white bitch who comes harder than the Alkaline Earth Metals, you're more like Amino acids you not as lethal as you think

I produce ammonia when my thoughts are fucking with my Atoms, emcees claim to be sick but they know that I cause background radiation and expose their retinas to the cosmic rays, Rap plus Jessica equals to triple bonding. I always come first like the first element on the periodic table which is Hydrogen, you can't survive without me, I know you didn't even get that line, you gonna go up and read it again

You faggots claim to be smart but yet can't even decipher equilibrium constant, but you have nerves to judge my verses, I aint hating I am just that honest, so deal with that. Fuck it my flow is inversely proportional to my punchlines, even the calorimetre device can't measure the heat I bring forth, I bleed battery acid H2SO4, what I spit is deeper than the central core of the earth, I can even dig out the lithosphere, now you get it? Your intelligence is my general knowledge, I am not trying to push you to the edge because if you try to match up with my skill, you will need to exchange your brains with Dr Sheldon Cooner

I don't want to include mathematics in this spit because you and I ain't even, I am too mean when it comes to rap and I will keep on popping in your dreams like a mode number, do you get it? Yeah this white 17year old biitch did it again, now hate on that.
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Old 06-01-2013, 03:45 PM   #2
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Was this supposed to rhyme?

cus it didn't................
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Old 06-01-2013, 04:00 PM   #3
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Old 06-01-2013, 04:08 PM   #4
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Old 06-01-2013, 04:42 PM   #5
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Knucklehead, rap is not always about rhyming. Don't mess with me, I will murk you

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Old 06-01-2013, 04:58 PM   #6
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It sorta is...
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Old 06-01-2013, 05:17 PM   #7
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Sooo... it sorta always is? Watching all you assholes try to impress each other is nauseating. With your inside jokes about text rappers that only other text rappers understand.

Reminds me of lyrical lyrics 2,000. Remember him? OMG lulz. He was THE worst chuckle chuckle he he.

Go off yourselves.

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Old 06-01-2013, 05:19 PM   #8
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Old 06-01-2013, 08:24 PM   #9
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Old 06-01-2013, 09:13 PM   #10
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Old 06-02-2013, 01:50 AM   #11
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Old 06-02-2013, 02:42 AM   #12
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ayo boo, chill. i got these niggas, sup knuck, u got beef
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Old 06-02-2013, 02:44 AM   #13
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internet ^^CHECK?!.. WTF you serious?... no wait thats me... bitches be dumb for real.

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serious, we got beef cuh?
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how ever you want it cause this stupid. how you gon' try and power check on the net?... lol

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