just my freaking luck. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone

[Chyeahhh!!!]

So yeah, my new chick she's an insurance agent. My ex girl has insurance with her insurance company, one of the big ones. She goes to get a quote on a new car and renters insurance, who does she talk too? you guessed it, the new chick. Gets a new apartment, guess where it's at..like 5 blocks away from the new chick. I meet her and my daughter at the park to watch her ride her new bike, guess where the park is, like 1 block away from the new chick's brothers house who just so happens to live just a few blocks away from the new chick who lives close to the old chick. Not to mention, the old chicks parents live a few blocks south of the new chicks brother's house and my new chick plays volleyball right down the street from them. smh. My daughter starts school with the new chicks nephew this year at his school. Oh and did I mention that the new chicks parents live like 8 blocks north of where the old chicks parents used to live, the old chicks parents moved around the same time my ex moved too. cotdamn is there a flucking glitch in the matrix or something, with the exception of the old chicks parents, they all live on the same numbered street within 3 main crossroads of eachother smh. I feel like god is punnishing me lol

[Witty]

Where I live everybody knows everybody, which can be awesome but can also be extremely fucking annoying.

Also, just kill one of them.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Omaha is pretty big though seriously, we've got over 400 thousand people. Forgot to mention the new chicks name is the same as the old chick's mom's name

[uh-oh]

simulation dawg

[Zen]

The Chyeahh Show.