post the oldest battle verse that you've written that you can find

[Destroyer]

is my first ever battle verse against murda sho
it's horribad

i got plastic on my fingers from the 'i' and the 'm' keys cause i'm so hot, you think you're frying up em? please.
you're gonna get murdered fo sho, cause im already on fire, think you bringing the heat bro? you dont even perspire
i went to your old rhymes to find somethin to rattle you, read one line, laughed, and came right back here to battle you
and you'll probably win this battle too,
voters handin v/s to wack shit
you're 7-7 record is true because
your rhymes are crap(s) kid.
and i'm fantastic got murda runnin and duckin
i walk this path with E's, while youre on your knees suckin
calling out newbies to raise your battle record without an effort
all thats gonna happen is you'll get hurt.

[PancakeBrah]

First battle verse I ever wrote.

vs. ill nik-A, The Elements Rd. 1

The GOAT's in a slump. It's over, it's up, but you couldn't flow from the jump
Bitching about a quote punch is a front for the fact you haven't had a bar quoted in months
SC Hopeful? Dominate straight laced you, you got left for dead like an asshole
An Aussie hasn't shit on Miami Cubans that bad since Guillen reppin' for Castro
This geriatric bitch is something, all those kicks is rugged but Nik I'm buggin,
'cause how the fuck you gonna spend sixty ducats on shoes just to kick the bucket
Nik’s a shoe-in, The Elements? No one knows ‘em more
‘cause this faggot’s been using played concepts since THOSE were first formed in a molten core
Battle raps and cataracts, 40 and bragging bout smoking loud is too sad
Trust, people only believe you got paraphernalia because it sounds like a disease you should have
Chicks love riding Cake, Reverse cowgirl til the bitch gets off
While you’re Netcee’s Welcome! mat and still couldn’t make a good southern Bellehop
Your life is text, it’s a bad scene to see this fag dream
Thinkin’ you got HOFin’ the bag just means we were busy doing THAT to the better half of your tag team

[veritas]

You ready for the truth?

[PancakeBrah]

VERITAS:

CHEEZ-ITS OR OREOS

THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR MY PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT OF YOU

[veritas]

Cheez its.

[PancakeBrah]

Hmm.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

is my first ever battle verse against murda sho
it's horribad

i got plastic on my fingers from the 'i' and the 'm' keys cause i'm so hot, you think you're frying up em? please.
you're gonna get murdered fo sho, cause im already on fire, think you bringing the heat bro? you dont even perspire
i went to your old rhymes to find somethin to rattle you, read one line, laughed, and came right back here to battle you
and you'll probably win this battle too,
voters handin v/s to wack shit
you're 7-7 record is true because
your rhymes are crap(s) kid.
and i'm fantastic got murda runnin and duckin
i walk this path with E's, while youre on your knees suckin
calling out newbies to raise your battle record without an effort
all thats gonna happen is you'll get hurt.

Are u ready for the truth?

[Destroyer]

i'm ready for you to post the oldest verse that you've written otherwise shut the fuck up I don't give a fuck what you think Baldie

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

i'm ready for you to post the oldest verse that you've written otherwise shut the fuck up I don't give a fuck what you think Baldie

So per usual you would rather choose living a lie than confronting the truth?

[Destroyer]

if you're the truth, then an emphatic yes

[CtrlF4]

@The Mind Assassin shut up.

[PancakeBrah]

Ether

[veritas]

Originally Posted by CtrlF4

@The Mind Assassin shut up.

Why?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

if you're the truth, then an emphatic yes

So you willfully choose the life of self-deception?

[CtrlF4]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Why?

You're not real.

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by CtrlF4

You're not real.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by CtrlF4

You're not real.

Hmmmm....interesting. please elaborate. If you are right I will tell you.

[veritas]

So you willfully choose a life of self-deception? How

[CtrlF4]

I just don't think you have a degree. You seem like you play world of warcraft in a basement for hours and you have 1 friend who comes over who you share a tomb raider rifle with and not to mention you never make sense

[veritas]

Originally Posted by CtrlF4

I just don't think you have a degree. You seem like you play world of warcraft in a basement for hours and you have 1 friend who comes over who you share a tomb raider rifle with and not to mention you never make sense

Fair enough. Let me ask you:

1. Is it possible all that could be true BUT I do have a degree?

2. If so, am I real?

3. Is it possible I always make sense and you just lack the cognitive capacities to comprehend my correlary calisthenics?