netcees im drunk and my coworker is a magnet for old ladies. im drunk and dont care. give

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 10:25 PM

Me questions to ask this 48 year old sex therapist. I'll ask and tell response

So srs

Fig · 03-17-2014, 10:27 PM

Ask her what her nipple girth is

If thats too much, ill go subtler

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 10:28 PM

Lol subtler

Fig · 03-17-2014, 10:34 PM

Say

"you know... you can tell a lot about a women by how the hair bristles on her skin"

As an additional option, when she tries to reply, shush her while trying to listen to her hair bristle

Then look her in the eyes, smirk, then say "yeah. your ready"

Witty · 03-17-2014, 10:39 PM

Do not ask her a thing

Show her a picture of The Fox.

You are welcome.

Greed · 03-17-2014, 10:51 PM

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

Witty · 03-17-2014, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greed

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

lol please.

go...try and make this happen if you must.

You are no threat.

Fig · 03-17-2014, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greed

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

But more people like us than you?

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:01 PM

Ask her what her favorite position is

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Write

Ask her what her favorite position is

Will do

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Write

Ask her what her favorite position is

Cowgirl

Certain · 03-17-2014, 11:16 PM

Ask her if she prefers Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy.

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:16 PM

ask her, do you know how I know we're going to have sex tonight?

...because I'm stronger than you

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:17 PM

Ask her if foreskin matter

Plz

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Ask her if she prefers Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy.

Dostoyevski

I asked her repeatedly if she knew what I was talking aboit

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Ask her if foreskin matter

Plz

As a professional; no

As a woman;

Its beyond sexy

She asked me two times if I had foreskin after thos

Certain · 03-17-2014, 11:21 PM

Ask her whether she prefers real or fake Christmas trees.

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Ask her whether she prefers real or fake Christmas trees.

Fake.

She's the only of the 4

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

As a professional; no

As a woman;

Its beyond sexy

She asked me two times if I had foreskin after thos

I cannot tell you what this means to me

Certain · 03-17-2014, 11:28 PM

I think you've lobbed enough softballs to return to the nipple girth question.

03-17-2014, 10:25 PM	#1
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	netcees im drunk and my coworker is a magnet for old ladies. im drunk and dont care. give Me questions to ask this 48 year old sex therapist. I'll ask and tell response So srs

03-17-2014, 10:27 PM	#2
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Ask her what her nipple girth is If thats too much, ill go subtler __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 10:34 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Say "you know... you can tell a lot about a women by how the hair bristles on her skin" As an additional option, when she tries to reply, shush her while trying to listen to her hair bristle Then look her in the eyes, smirk, then say "yeah. your ready" __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 10:39 PM	#5
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Do not ask her a thing Show her a picture of The Fox. You are welcome. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-17-2014, 11:01 PM	#9
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997614	Ask her what her favorite position is __________________

03-17-2014, 10:28 PM	#3
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lol subtler

03-17-2014, 10:51 PM	#6
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,727 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975684	I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

03-17-2014, 11:16 PM	#12
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Ask her if she prefers Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-17-2014, 11:17 PM	#14
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Ask her if foreskin matter Plz __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 11:21 PM	#17
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Ask her whether she prefers real or fake Christmas trees. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-17-2014, 11:28 PM	#20
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	I think you've lobbed enough softballs to return to the nipple girth question. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.